Alr, story time f**kers. So I was drinking 3 bottles of 7up, y'know. And I thought, around 30 minutes later, I thought that "Damn, I REALLY NEED TO PISS!!". So, obviously, I got up and went piss, but I forgot to close the bathroom door fully. For some reason, I decided that pissing was boring so I put my arms behind my back and pushed my pénis as hard as I could, pissing faster than ever. I was pissing so hard that it was almost washing the embedded dirt off the toilet. My aunt accidentally walked in on the bathroom, and saw me pissing super hard all over the toilet and just awkwardly walked out. So uhh...yeah. I'm not going to talk to her for a few months. My testiČles hurt now.
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