Death was only nine years old. Death loved Shrek so much, Death had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before Death go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". Father Soldier hears Death and calls him a maggot. Death knew he was just jealous for his devotion of Shrek. Death called him a Maggot. He slaps Death and sends him to go to sleep. Death is crying now and his face hurts. Death lays in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards him. I feel something touch him. It's Shrek. Death is so happy. He whispers in Death's ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs death with his powerful ogre hands, and puts him on my hands and knees. Death spreads his ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates death's butthole. It hurts so much, but he'd do it for Shrek. Death can feel his butt tearing as his eyes start to water. Death pushes against his force. Death want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills death's butt with his love. Father Soldier walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through Death's window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life
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