AND THEN MY LAWYERS SAID WE CAN DISCREDIT SHAPLEY BY SAYING HE BROKE THE LAW BY LEAKING SENSITIVE INFORMATION TO THE WASHINGTON POST. I AUTHORIZE “THE WASHINGTON POST AND/OR JOURNALISTS DEVLIN BARRETT, PERRY STEIN, OR ANY OTHER WASHINGTON POST REPORTER TO; RELEASE ANY COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY TO OR FROM ME,” AGREEING “TO WAIVE ANY PURPORTED JOURNALISTIC PRIVILEGE AND/OR CONFIDENTIALITY THAT WOULD HAVE ARISEN HAD I BEEN A SOURCE FOR THE WASHINGTON POST.”; OH CRAP... DAD I'M GOING TO NEED THAT PARDON...
