nuh uh

Hola my friend.

Yo

bro think he

Your mother

noOOOO

😼😼😼😼😼

ohh you know what he did? he jumped off the taxi- yep, he said "surf's up" then he CAME up here, FLIPPED onto the thing, then he said "bop bing" then he said "heyyy!" then he said "HWOŒØÖÕŐ! AƪÀÄĀ" then he said "bowser time" then he FLIPPED on the- in the- yep, yep- bowser, you can't beat me. i'm in your mind.

hwra

my wise words while i was playing Luigi's Balloon World

i see

i also said
"when i'm done with this balloon, i'm gonna write this player a very angry yet very respectful and well-worded letter"

this was also the first time i've angrily screamed ever
"GET OFF THE GO***MN WALNUT YOU DISABLED ONION"

DISABLED ONION??

THIS BITCH WOULDN'T GET OFF THE F**KING PECAN

AGAGAGA

STUPID LITTLE CUNH LOOKS LIKE SOM KIF'S SNOOICIC OV 😡😡😡😡

HELP

pocket missingno

Fr

i just realized my username backwards sounds like an ancient god

eiressitor

Eiressitor the Wrathful

tiurfrats
mine sounds like a disease or something

ERIFnodlrowehtstesti
…its literal gibberish

STOP YOURE SUMMONING MUPPET CORY

NONONONONONO I DONT WANT HIM TO BE MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON AGAIN PLEASE GOD NO 😭

this time he's more than just a sleep paralysis demon

oh f**k.

i'm sorry... but your son has been diagnosed with a severe case of tiurfrats II. i don't think he'll make it.

Ytinasoj
mine sounds like a foreign brand of chips or smth-

Ytinasoj! the best flavored chips you can find in the 6th dimension!

endorsed by Josiah 👍

okay are the chips 6d cubes because if they are that's f**king hilarious

wait, SIX D? hollup lemme jus.

voila

yummy Ytinasoj my favorite

endorsed by Josiah himself❗❗❗