There was a battle between two stickgods. One threw a star but missed. Star empire lore (basically); It went into the shapeverse and turned the star into a person. He crashed into a planet with lots of living people called BeachBall. Other people from there was amazed by how he just fell from the sky! This person was John. The
end; They made him their emperor and things just got better and better from now on!
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