>:)

i can't be shipped cause i am technically uncared for

and even if i was, i technically can't since i have reverted to an aluminum can

oh

and you cant do shit about it mf

I ship you and beans

actually, can you fućk a can?

no, but you can open the can and reveal the contents of what's in the can

then you can fućk it

Technically, i am not actually a can, but i am inside a can(shit reveal)

oh

If there's a hole, you can stick in a dick.

if there’s a hole, there is a goal

"if there's a hole, there is a goal" mfs when they stick their dick on a enemies gun and their p**is gets blown off instead of being f**ked(they have turned trans by accident)

funni

*too https://i.imgflip.com/7rnojt.gif

I hate autocorrect not working when it’s soupposed to work but somehow messing up what I’m saying by “autocorrecting”

*supposed

fućk you autocorrect I hope you die in a correctional facility

W

Thank god I'm not well known enough to be shipped with

thanks for telling me

f**k

bro just jinxed it

f**k

Also how you been?

i stopped thinking about killing myself, ate a watermelon, got therapy, and watched mario movie, so pretty good

Good job man. glad you pulled through

i am too

should've not said that bro

fucl

Thank god I'm not well known enough to be shipped with

I’m pretty sure I already did, just didn’t make the fanfic

Cap

i hate you so much

hey

I did make the petition

I ALREADY HAVE MY LOVE TO SOMEONE ELSE NOT EYZA

the ship remains

im literally saki i can make things canon and uncanon

I made my universe, therefore you will always be canon somewhere

ill make my own universe and make you and pluck have a relationship together

I will do that first

WOAHH

this is literally fanon

yes