Remember, no stickmen

Racist

Damn that’s kinda the point

(BANE would be in the basement of one of the top stickmainian facilities getting a tune-up before showtime)
EC: (on intercom) hey, why did I just get intel that you’re in a stickmainian factory right now?
The pilot: that’s because I am..
EC: I ORDER YOU TO GET OUT IMMEDIATELY, WE ARE NOT READY FOR THIS..
pilot: I didn’t come here to obey your orders, I came here for heads (he would give BANE a quick oil change)
EC: I WILL HAVE MY ARMY ON YOU IN A SPLIT SECOND IF Y- (the intercom shut off)
Pilot: he gets the egg girl, and the witch…. Time for me to get up to speed…
(He would get inside BANE and climb up to the factory floor)

(BANE would rush in the facility with his machine gun ready)
BANE: ASTA LA VISTA, STICKIES
(He would start to fire his machine gun all over the factory, causing multiple explosions and innocent deaths)
(BANE would eventually grab one of the workers by the head)
BANE: WHERE IS YOUR SUPPLIER…
Worker: I don’t know…. I just build the ships!!
BANE: (applies more pressure) I SAID WHERE IS HE
Worker: (starts to cry) ok ok… he’s in the main office, just please don’t kill me, I have 3 kids and a loving wi-
BANE: I didn’t ask for your backstory… (he then squishes the workers head)
(Just then, a bunch of armed stickmen rush in with rifles armed)

Stickmen: STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE OR WE WILL SHO-
(Just then, BANEs sniper turret takes them out swiftly)
BANE: amateurs… now let’s finish this quickly
(He would grab a gas barrel and head up to the Main office to see the owner and the supplier)
BANE: nighty night, crew….
(He would throw the barrel at the office and run out as it blew up and killed everyone inside)
BANE: I better get back to base before they fi-
(Just then, a white van pulls up and reveals it’s the exotic creator)
EC: get in before I finish you like the cops on their way….
(They would both drive off away from the explosions and fire)