*Credits to artist on the hood of the sweatshirt*

Saki: (falls unconscious)

“OH NO!! UH- WHAT DO I DO-“ *starts panicking and gets out phone to call an ambulance*

(water splash for some reason)

Saki: (big gasp)

“.....ARE YOU OK?!?”

Saki: no… (cough)

“WHATS WRONG!?”

Saki: you hit my gills and it hurt a lot

“Oh I’m so sorry! Do you need any help?”

Saki: i hurts that part is very sensitive

“It’s fine.”

You're under arrest for harassing a police officer *Cloaker noises* *drop kicks you in the jaw*
(yes he does that in Payday 2)

Jake: geez chill

"Pardon me"

Jeff: oh your good, mistakes happen.

“Thsnk you-“

LTG:

Larvion: JESUS F**K! Watch where you’re going..

“OH GOD IM SORRY- I WILL NEXT TIME..!”

Larvion: *sigh* Please do..

“•^• hey... where are you going with those knives by the way..?”

Larvion: [Realizes, then whispers] Damn it… I forgot to leave these… [no longer whispering] …just to find meat so I can cut it when I immediately get to my car… why?

“Oh- it’s just- they have stuff on them-“

Larvion: Cause last night I was erm… hunting. But I didn’t have a gun.

“But why didn’t you wash them afterwards-“

Larvion: I’m very forgetful…

“........oh..”

Larvion: Anyways, it was nice to meet you! *puts knives in her pocket*

X: *falls on his face and completely stops all bodily functions except brain*

“IM SORRY-“

Asher: It's ok! ^^. I'm Asher, what's your name?

(Just creating a random name for him bc idk the original one)

“I’m Dara... sorry again, I wasn’t watching where I was going- :(“

Asher: It's fine! ^^. Where are you going in such a hurry?

“..I was just goin goin to meet my friend but I’m late- so I needed to hurry-“

Asher: Hey, I think I can help getting you there quickly!

“Really... how?”

Asher: Follow me!

“O-ok...”

*Asher takes Dara outside and begins jogging towards a nearby giant rock*

*breathing heavily* “What is that??”

ASHER: *looks back reasserting* Nothing bad, I promise. *Asher puts his hand on the rock* Now where do you want to go? Like, the exact location?

“..the City Centre. Like next to the pug statue you know?”

Asher:*muttering* The city centre...the city centre...
*SUDDENLY HIS HANDS GLOW A DARK YELLOW*

“WWWWWHAT THE F- FLIPPING CAR CRASH POSSUM EATER-“

Asher: Don't worry! It's nothing bad! *Asher extends his hand* You ready?

“I- GUESS-“

*Asher grabs Dara's hand. In a moment they teleported from the rock near the mall to the top of one of the buildings near the city centre. Unfortunately, the begin to fall*

*Scared noises*

Asher: Ok, this is gonna sound a little weird but... FALL ON ME!

“WH-“ *he decides not to question and tries to go over near him*

*Asher takes all the impact of landing on the pavement and the weight of Dara. Dara is unharmed*

“-are you ok-“

*Asher does respond for a second, but soon he slowly gets up, rubbing his back and stomach*
Asher: Ow-

“Sorry-“

Asher: Are you ok, are you hurt at all?

“No- thanks-“

Asher: *looks around* C'mon, let's go find your friend!

“Alright..”

Asher: Do you know where your friend could be?

“H-he said he’d be waiting next to the pug statue.” *looks around the statue area*

Asher: Hmmm...What does your friend look like?