Whelp I'm bringing me nuke to the restrooms

Bathroom security guard: what's in your pants, sir?

Me:

Don't you mean,"receive"?

I did that on purpose my guy

Someone took an atomic level s**t after eating Taco Bell

You mean someone ate a nuke then shit out a nuclear shit

Bathrooms in Ukraine and Russia be like:

It isn’t allowed inside but what happens if I use nuclear weapons on the outside of the bathroom?

Shove the nuke down the toilet and flush for a funni boom-boom :D

yuck

I had to get surgery on my broken arm after this.

All signs have reasons.

I'm the reason for this one.

(Sry abt this sign... kinda used to bringing nuclear weapons into bathrooms)

It's okay man (you have the pass of making Hitler jokes don't abuse it)

dude just ate taco bell and im trespassing the law

But I can bring a fully automatic Browning m2 "ma duece" 50 cal?

And I can bring a f-35 if I want because its stealth

They can't do anything because I AM THE FBI

silent piss lmao