The Xarranian President walked up to a stage in a large auditorium. His right-hand-man and general of their army, L’hriahhn K’horr, was right next to him.
“I’m sure all of you know about the incident with the Inkverse Empire. Ever since we failed to claim Earth as our own due to a certain masked human, we could not find a new planet to claim as our own. We would have been nomads forever, if not for my plan!”
The crowd cheered.
“If we can create an alliance with the Inkperials and destroy the other planets, we can live on all of them, and create an empire of our own!”
(cheering)
“I know for a fact that we’ll get betrayed, 100%,” (the audience nodded in agreement) “but hey, it’s worth a shot!”
LATER
The Xarranian President was in his office. He picked up his phone and called the Exotic Creator.
“Yo, can we like, join your empire?”
“sure lol”
TO BE CONTINUED… (/j, I’m too lazy to write another)
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