My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was sooo happy. But then, 4 guys from school came to my house and told me I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I'd double my money in one afternoon. Instead, the government arrested us, along with all other Peruvian flute bands, and they took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru [music]. That is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it he know its because 4 guys from school I don't even like lied to me and took my birthday money.
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