And I mean BAREFOOT

i hope he wakes up one day to find himself on a football field covered in legos with his feet covered in lemon juice and with wolves chasing him down as he desperately tries to flee but his feet get cut up and so the lemono juice stings and he stops and the wolves devour him

Ookay I was just hoping both sides of his pillow are warm but that works too

I hope that too but like… the more insulted the better

Nice

Yeah

jesus. christ.

YES HE DESERVES THIS

yes. JUST F**KING YES!!!!!