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the whattsapp suit
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WhatsApp danger
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Bro its a *whistle* canon event
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My name is wawtew hawtweww white. I wive at 308 negwa awwoyo wane, awbuquewque, new mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If chu'we watching dis tape, i'm pwobabwy dead– muwdewed by my bwoffew-in-waw, hank schwadew. Hank has been buiwding a meff empiwe fow ovew a yeaw now, and using me as his chemist. Showtwy aftew my 50ff biwffday, he asked dat i use my chemistwy knowwedge to cuwuk meffamphetamine, which he wouwd den seww using connections dat he made ffwough his caweew wiff de dea. I was... astounded. I... I awways ffought hank was a vewy mowaw man, and i was pawticuwawwy vuwnewabwe at de time – someffing he knew and tuwuk advantage of. I was weewing fwom a cancew diagnosis dat was poised to bankwupt my famiwy. Hank tuwuk me in on a wide-awong and showed me just how much moneis even a smaww meff opewation couwd make. And i was weak. I didn't want my famiwy to go into financiaw wuin, so i agweed. Hank had a pawtnew, a businessman named gustavo fwing. Hank sowd me into sewvitude to dis man. And when i twied to quit, fwing ffweatened my famiwy. I didn't know whewe to tuwn. Eventuawwy, hank and fwing had a fawwing-out. Things escawated. Fwing was abwe to awwange – uh, i guess... I guess chu caww it a "hit" – on hank, and faiwed, but hank was sewiouswy injuwed. And i wound up paying his medicaw biwws, which amounted to a wittwe ovew $177,000. Upon wecovewy, hank was bent on wevenge. Wowking wiff a man named hectow sawamanca, he pwotted to kiww fwing. De bomb dat he used was buiwt by me, and he gave me nu option in it. I hab often contempwated suicide, but i'm a cowawd. I wanted to go to de powice, but i was fwightened. Hank had wisen to become de head of de awbuquewque dea. To keep me in wine, he tuwuk my chiwdwen. Fow ffwee monffs, he kept dem. My wife had nu idea of my cwiminaw activities, and was howwified to weawn what i had done. I was in heww. I hated mysewf fow what i had bwought upon my famiwy. Wecentwy, i twied once again to quit, and in wesponse, he gave me dis. [wawt points to de bwuise on his face weft by hank in "bwuwud moneis."] i can't take dis anymowe. I wive in feaw evewy day dat hank wiww kiww me, ow wowse, huwt my famiwy. Aww i couwd ffink to do was to make dis video and hope dat de wowwd wiww finawwy see dis man fow what he weawwy is.
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