Some guys cling to their guns like a frightened child clinging to a stuffed animal filled with asbestos.

STATISTICALLY, OWNING A GUN MAKES YOU LESS SAFE, EVEN WHEN IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE SAFE; EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FIREARM; BUT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN MAN CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS PERSONAL FEELINGS AND ACTUAL FACTS AND THINKS HE'S TOO EXCEPTIONAL FOR STATISTICS TO APPLY TO HIM