Basic sfw rules

bob: (starts shooting gun)

Miner shoots back

bob: oh ok (takes and throws in dumpster)

Miner:*pushing dumpter to use as a way to escape

bob: (picks up miner and throws him in dumpster again)

Miner was already in dumpster

yea, bob puts him in the other dumpster

Miner pushes that dumpster and rolls down the hill in the dumpster

bob: (takes dumpster and puts it in the dumpster with miner in it

Miner shoots you in the face

bob: (takes bullet and puts it in the dumpster while getting part of a rag bag o over ip he wound)

Miner yeets a weird looking grenade away and he diapears

Arrest him

common sense

"STOP!! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay a fine or serve your sentence... Your stolen goods are now forfeit."

Miner:i never stole anythin

Distpach I found the fu/ckface Im going hot *Cloaker noises* get over here zoophiles

Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do when they come for you?

Kyle: I taze him

*Taxi Dog asks you to get in his car.*

cogscout uses his whip to grab him

-hug- "soo floofy.....erm, ehem you'll get off with just a warnin this time, i'll recall your warrant"

It was 19 murders

"whos a good boy -rubs belly- you are, yes you are."

he smiles at you an wags the tail

"getting rid of those antis"

Miner apporves

Adoption

Also miner already had a child he had rescued from a literal army

oh,

Nah

How about in this rp you are an anthro dog, just to see if you like it

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mk then

Got any ram

no, i havent thats like crack y'know

No, it's just a type of fod

oh wait did we start lol

Yes

have you read the protogen wiki page??

No

it specifies they cannot eat ram and such but instead can process organical foods

I know, it's just a rolling joke in the communtiy

ik lol just wasn't sure if you knew bc no one explains it

It's difficult subect but this is q just rp

Miner had then gotten a floofa-matic to make him more floofy

You had and miner was so floofy you could sleep on him and it would be like sleeping on god's bex

-falls alseep on miner-

You now had an opportunity, you could becomd protogen too

I'm still deciding bro got his sona in a millisecond. but i've been juggling, mk? rn i'm thinking of doing some type of canine w/ removable proto mask

Nice

I always loved tech....so proto