Yanks can't cook salmon properly

Woman salmon

Get a load of these wankers

sawoman

Common Yankee W

Yankee Doodle cooked his fish
In a frickin‘ dishwasher
The British laughed and taunted him
Until Russia pulled out his хуй

Yankee Doodle, keep on cookin‘
Yankee Doodle dandy
Put your salmon in the wash
And with the fork be handy