Principle: Hello everybody! How's class going?
Random Kid: We're doing fine. Ms. Amber just walked out of the room to grab her binder.
Principle: Hm, yes, interesting. But tell me this, now. Has she been teaching you anything... Actually important?
Another Random Kid: Yup! She's right now teaching us the rules of the road because were all getting our permits soon and she said that she sometimes disobeyed those rules and she isn't proud of it now.
Random Kid #3: Yeah you should give her a raise. She's probably the only teacher in which reminds herself of her bad actions to make sure that the kids she wants to help grow don't make those same bad actions.
Principle: Give her a raise? GIVE HER A RAISE?! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TEACHING YOU MEANINGLESS STUFF LIKE MATH!
Random Kid #4: She's also been teaching us how to control our emotions and have respectful opinions. You should really take a step in here once in a while.
Principle: *sighs angrily*