explanations: Denny and Timmy are the best ones. They’re literally food. Timmy’s a bit worse since iced tea can in fact spill everywhere.
Phantom is very chaotic, even though his morals are fine. Just take a look at his mental state.
Cout is literally just a combination of the Scout from TF2 and a cow. Wordplay 100. He just… needs to be in that specific spot.
Light and Dark can’t interact with anything. Duh.
The Sniper, while being a crazed gunman, is still a robot.
The Mechanic’s an arms dealer who (lightning man) themselves just to avoid arrest.
Soulless Phantom would have been Chaotic Evil, but K’horr’s just more chaotic.