if anybody actually answers this i'm gonna be surprised

*valiantly grabs box cutter*

what if it's not a cardboard box, what if it's concrete

It's a box cutter it will cut box. It in name

ah, ok then

But if I forgot my box cutter I guess I would just call my friend eva a shit load of times and have her bring my box cutter

smart

And if I had no way to get my box cutter I guess I'd just cry about not having my box cutter

i would then use you as a box cutter

I can not cut box, that why I need box cutter.

idk it may have wifi

If it does In theory I could cut box

you could probably change your name from in box

we're freaking geniuses aren't we

I would need internet probably, does box have WiFi

hmmm, what if you legally change your name to box cutter, then box cutter would be in your name and so you could cut box

But can you change name from in box.

Child
Son
Daughter
Idk why im here but
Die

no

Yes

no

Fine
no

yes >:)

WHAT
CHILD are you just saying the opposite of whati say-

... yes

>:(

lol

Leave box

Dang, you're smart

exist with muffins

oooh, ive been given cookies before, but you have muffins? can i have one?

sure

yay!

- gives a muffin -

*nom*

- blep -

thk you!

=3

now we're just stuck in a box tho

with muffins :3

yup

>:3

We would sit and talk on opposite sides

Nothing more

oh my gosh somebody actually commented on this

mmmm-give you a cookie and blanket

Idk where you got a cookie and a blanket in a box but if you giving that out
Im breaking in that box
I need some

i need some Too

no cookies for you

but i get them anyway, i litterally made some today

XD

What's going on is son and father feud rn-

actually right now i'm just your child

I FORGOT MY CHILD WAS LIQUID

XD and ur gas

why am i gas?

bc your toxic gases make meh go crazy (in a good way)

i didn't realize i'm toxic

bro i said in a good way

good crazy is best crazy

wait me or him

I identify as solid

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Im not gas
Im wall

:0 oh my gah

aaaaaahhhhhhh?

yabbbbb

imagine /j

Imagine being fluid instead of solid 🫠

imagine not being gas

lol

NO! these are my cookies!

XD

SON
IT'S MINE

NO THEY'RE MY COOKIES

SON
IM THE DAD
THEREFORE
MINE

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS THIS IS MY BOX, THEREFORE MY COOKIES

CHILD
IF I BUY IT
THEN IT MINES

DID YOU BUY THE BOX?!

NOW I DID

NO THIS WAS THE BOX I STOLE FROM AMAZON YOU DIDN'T BUY IT

whats going on XD

and once they get stolen from my bro, dad will hand them to me.

because i made them, therefore they are mine.

what?

what i made cookies today and just.a.bisexual.person stole them from me

oh my gosh i've been given stolen cookies

yes you have

when did you make and give these cookies to just.a.bisexual.person?

i didnt give them, they stole it from me. i made them today

:D

Mmmm i brought many cookies

yay

haaaa

i love cookies, unless they're oatmeal raisin cookies

I doubt you'll get this

you're right, i don't get it

It's inanimate insanity

oh ok

no it M n m

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

yes mmm