Fellas, we need to talk.

First of all: I have a girlfriend.

SECOND OF ALL: Sketchy is WAYYY to young for me. I’m like 19! (But I have been alive for a lot longer. 93 years and counting!) And Sketchy here is only 15!

Third of all: How the HELL do me and Sketchy make a kid in the first place!? NO I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF YOUR GROSS SUGGESTIONS!

Fourth of all: I’m done with the list, I’m so upset that I’m going to punt toon- Oh crap Sapphi’s watching me. *ahem* Anyway! To all you gross shippers and pedos,

HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY!

Do I have permission to let the mold spread onto the wrongful

Yes.

Ok 👍
I’m unleashing the mold

And to clearify, toon sketchy is an alternate, not a child, cause it has many points that lead to impossible results

Don’t ask

I'll send the bees

i... wont question this

now who in the F**K IN RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THAT?

Some sicko.

Shippers *the weird ones*

I’m just glad this drama ended as quickly as it started

Omg sketchy’s kid lmao-

NO!

HE IS NOT SKETCHY’S KID!

Yes it is

You sicken me.

Ok.

So your sick now

I’ll get the doctor

I’m honestly so grossed out and upset at the people who think that shipping an adult with a minor is okay…Especially if it’s mine and a friend’s OC.

WHAT THE ACTUAL SAM H I L L

I KNOW RIGHT!?!??!?

Still, it's probably not as bad as JOSIAH X CORY, right?

UGH- WHAT!?

*Gag*

Yep. I came up with it as a joke, and now it's a REOCCURRING joke.

trolling successful

1. I just- No.
2. HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???
3. If you ship this, I'll pay for your therapy and mental hospital bills.

I don’t even want to know.

I'll pay for your and sketchys therapy too, old sport.

Yes PLEASE.

Why can I see them around a ink puddle saying demonic cult stuff then the bean just summons

NO.

JUST. NOOOOOOO.

Why not summon someone with demonic ink lmao
It's better then... T h e s h i p

I swear, it’s these freaks that are gonna bring in The Shipocalypse…

Ikr
At least summoning a bean is better then...unholy... ship... things-

I... don't wanna know.

better than the bush head x jumbo josh thing going on in my friend group

BETTER!?!?!?

PEOPLE ARE SHIPPING A MINOR WITH AN ADULT!!!

SHIT
F**K
I DIDNT KNOW

I AM SO F**KING SORRY

It’s fine.

thanks
but now kill the shippers

slender blender your f**king gender is swapped

NO- NO NO NOT AGAIN-

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY NOW I CAN... i didnt thing i would go this far

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!?

I DONT KNOW HOW TO SWAP YOU BACK

*Swaps Jasper’s gender back*

- the moon blows up -