*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Pluck: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Del: ...I did. I broke it.
Pluck: No. No you didn't. Sauce?
Sauce: Don't look at me. Look at Drizzy.
Drizzy: What?! I didn't break it.
Sauce: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Drizzy: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Sauce: Suspicious.
Drizzy: No, it's not!
Random ass kid 💀💀: If it matters, probably not, but Frost was the last one to use it.
Frost: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Random ass kid 💀💀: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Frost: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Random ass kid 💀💀!
Del: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Pluck.
Pluck: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Random ass kid 💀💀: Pluck... Sauce's been awfully quiet.
Sauce: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Pluck, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Pluck: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Pluck:
Pluck: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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