Woah pride mont-

When Pride Month ends:

"F*ck it."
*De-gays your Rainbow Road*

*Stress Intesifys*

*insert drifting until I get the purple sparks*

another one

*Mario kart music starts blaring*
My time has come

Ok.
But I go to Ukraine tomorrow to fight the Russians.

Good luck brother

Its a joke I'm American and my humor is f*does up.
I do wish the Ukrainians luck in their offensive though

Ok

*f*cked up
Damn autocorrect

I got that

Ok.

If you fall Lakitu won't save you...

Ima probaly fall of ngl

The rainbow road! The rainbow road is reeaaallll!!!

GET MOVING

cool, now find coconut mall irl

Me

is that in Arizona? no joke my mom grew up on that road

Where is this?

ITS REAL

Finally a chance to use my turtle for anything good, throwing him at a random driver