cartman in seasons 5-26; cartman in seasons 1-4; i killed a kids parents and fed it to him as chilli, faked being handicapped to try and win 1000$, gave aids to Kyle,called the cops on a Muslim kid, beat up Jimmy Valmer for no reason, made butters think the world was ending so i could go to Casa Bonita and held my mom at gun point over my bedtime. *crying* clad frug why do they think im not kewl??!?!?!