Oh also there will be more “visiting stickmania” posts later

bob: I PUT A ROCKET THRUSTER ON A BOX

Spaceship Creation AI: Interesting design, your total is 200 Stickmanian Dollars

Bob: here (hands over 199 stickies)

or however you spell that

Spaceship Creation AI: Hey wait! This isn’t real Stickmanian Dollars! *bob is already gone*

no it was he found it on the ground

Oh, I kinda thought bob offered a bunch of sticky hands

anyway 199 stickies

They aren’t functional I’m guessing, just tourist souvenirs?

They actually work but they cost a lot of money, also unless you’re registered for the stickmania military your spaceship doesn’t get any weapons attached, these spaceships are mainly for traveling between planets in the empire

The Monarchy: I need an transport ship that can take me across galaxies and universes that still works in atmospheric conditions

(His assassination is far in the future)

Spaceship Creation AI: *snaps picture and creates a profile for the monarchy* How many seats do you aquire?

The Monarchy: I require 4 to 6 seats

Spaceship Creation AI: Would you like to add anything else to the spaceship? (Decorations, Extra thrusters, windows, etc.)

The Monarchy: I would like you to add some self defense weapons to this ship as well as some decorations, windows, and emergency power generators

Spaceship Creation AI: You would have to join the military to have weapons on the ship, however your profile says you are the king of the Inkverse Republic. So you get the weapons free of charge. Other than that your total will be 60,000 Stickmanian Dollars

*The Monarchy pays 60,000 Stickmanian dollars*
The Monarchy: Thank you

Galactic jet. Charles's one broke

Bardota: i can teleport i dont need to

general k’horr: JUST GIVE ME ONE WITH ALLL THE WEAPONS YOU HAVE GHDYDHDGSYYDYAGWGW I WANT A GUNSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIP (incomprehensible screaming)

Spaceship Creation AI: You would have to join the stickmania military or be friends/allies with the King. Based on your behavior I also detect you as a threat.

GK: Seriously?!

Spaceship Creation AI: Yes I am serious.

Wutermelon:

John: Can you make a ship like this?

Spaceship Creation AI: Brain Scan complete *snaps picture of John and signs him in* is this what you wanted?

John: Yes!

Spaceship Creation AI: Have a nice day.

The hunter: I want a spaceship, but a GMC Hummer

Spaceship Creation AI: *snaps picture of the hunter and creates a profile for him* Our database was able to find a model of a GMC hummer and is able to be turned into a spaceship, however if you wanted to add weapons to your vehicle you would have to be in the military or be allies/friends with the King.

The hunter: no weapons please

Spaceship Creation AI: I was unable to make an exact replica of the GMC Hummer that would fly smoothly, I hope you are happy with the result. If so your total is 20,000 Stickmanian Dollars

Eggy: how much to buy this?

Spaceship Creation AI: Hey, you needed to sign in before you started making spaceships here *snaps picture of eggyhead and signs him in* I require an explanation of the spaceship before I can determine the price

Eggy: I wanna use it to help patrol the citadel, my friend Blaze does it and I wanna help him out. I also wanna test my modification skills.

Spaceship Creation AI: Alright, also according to your profile you are friends with the king! Which means you get a 50% discount, your total will be 40,000 Stickmanian Dollars

Eggy: I don't have stickmanian money, but I have (supposedly) multiversally accepted money!

Spaceship Creation AI: Please wait as I convert your multiversial money to Stickmanian Dollars… payment complete. Thank you for shopping at the Stickmania Spaceship Factory

Candystripe is just gonna mod the Candy Crane to the absolute max

*luagh*