Uffie Says:

You'll glow

your insides would get cut up by the glass and you would get poisoned by the liquid

You'll get intoxicated

It is very healthy to eat and it makes you strong and taller

Wowie

I see no downsides to this 🤩

EAT IT.

Why cant i taste or smell anything

You can't taste vitamins

https://i.imgflip.com/7qjcep.gif

Me, a sparklecare enjoyer:

Finally someone got the reference

Smash

Fr

Shhh be quiet. We can’t have him know it’s toxic so let him eat it on his own and he will die. No more Uffie hooray!

She*

He*

Yep

She*

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I am a dude

She*

I, too am a dude

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I am not a woman

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Thank you

Damn it

it didn't work

Wait

Bruh i made this post as a silly reference to the furry gore american healthcare webcomic, not to get misgendered

Also, dont you literally have a trans brother?

touché

he's a satanist so ok

??

When did i say that

the inverted star in your details bro

Clever