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Sir, motivation cost $50

Why is there a price for motivation?

Sir, this is a store, motivation is expensive here.

Hol' up- this is a store, then... hm... are there any like... lightsabers here? I could use one for later.

No, We have flashswords though which is totally not a rip-off of lightsabers

Flashswords?! What in the Force?! Are people making rip-off lightsabers-!? Eh... sorry, just my confusion

T o t t a l l y not a rip-off of lightsabers sir- it just flashswords.. we also don't have teenage mutant ninja turtles... We have adult determined samurai monkeys

Samurai monkeys?! Holy Force this store could use neopixel lightsabers! I better just try get something...

No, we got spanish hojaldre de queso

What even is that?!

Sir, if you're looking for cat in the hat too, we don't got that. We have duck with the luck...

That is it, are there atleast some Swedish ostkrokar here I can buy?

It's what it says sir.

You are not the person on the ozzy&drix animation team who thought of the one really cursed episode that saberspark talked about

What is that supposed to mean?