Dog: don’t mind me I’m just gonna stare into your soul while playing weird garbled radio static stuff, also don’t mind your brain inside my head, one more thing, don’t check the vhs tapes about me. Thank you for listening to me.
Me: wait dogs can’t talk-
Dog/Nightmare: oh frick I got caught might as well kill you now (meme image comes into play)
Me: OH S- (dies)
