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Yo mama so fat the earth used to be flat, until they buried her. Her coffin emptied the worldwide stock of wood

that's why yo mama dead mhm dead hell what shoes she got on, she got on her caskets that's why granny got no knees cause she can't prise for Jesus bitch

Yo mamma so fat she couldn’t fit into Noas arc

Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

I literally made a stream just for yo mama jokes. Go check it out

And your's needs three phones

yo mama so fat, when she died, it took all the trees in the world to build her coffin

Yo momma's so fat her reflection looked away.

Yo Momma so fat, the Earth was flat until they buried her

You mama so ugly she the reason the original mario could only go one way

Your momma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, even her mirror self looked away

Your momma so stupid when she was told to take out the trash, she took it to the movies

Your mom is so fat, her belt size is Equator.

You momma so stupid, when the website asked for the cookies, she went to the kitchen and baked some for the computer

Your mama so fat “My 600 Pound Life” said they don’t have a whaling series yet.

yo mamma so fat the toilet screamed when she sat on it

Yo mama so dumb, she thought h*roin was a hero

Your momma so fat, it would take big Bertha to drill to her heart

Yo mama so skinny she make a sheet of paper look fat

Yo mama so hairy that she braids her armpits.