Nobody can beat Goober at a race, even though he technically shouldn't be driving.

xarranians, a race with access to ships that go up to 2,000 miles per hour:

Drifts a ship

DEJA GOO
*insert lyrics to the rest of the song*

bob: I can make a box go a million miles an hour

*Drifts a box*

bob: me too but I can make the box stop

inertia says otherwise (goober flies into a wall)

Bruh
Candystripe literally has an F-22 Raptor, which is already regarded as the fastest plane in the world

*drifts a plane*

I can drift on my pp

Wow, really funny.

I know what you look like, you don't have to show me a selfie.