Ep 2.mp3

Inko: *Sigh* Why do my friends sometimes get into arguments like this. Oh I know why they have anger issues and you stop that. *Sigh* I wish my friends weren't so dumb like me. But I don't think that will change.

Blook, Ren, and Eon: "Idk, does it smell like a nice but simple skin routine?"

Inko: Skin Routine? You girls are doing that?

Ren: "Not right now, we're still stranded in this forest."
Eon: "We did it earlier though."

Inko: Oh I guess you two are lost as well.

Eon: "Yes."
Ren: "If we help you out, can you help us?"

Inko: Sure. What is it?

Ren: "We need you to get us to our shop. Once you do that we can sell you things! It's right outside the forest."

Inko: Hmm? Skye can you get a signal from their shop?

Skye: "Lemme see...
Nope!"

Inko: Damn. Blook can you?

Blook: "Nah, too many trees. They're blocking my magic."

Inko: Damn. Ok we gotta go look around and find it.

Blook: "I see a sign that says the exit is along the path. Maybe follow the path."

Inko: Well let's follow the path then.

*Back with Paleo and Jonny*

Me: Well this sucks. How do we supposed to find the 2 now?

*There's a cave nearby.*

Me: When is there a cave here?
*Idk don't ask us. We didn't make that*
Me: Ofc you didn't. Anyways, let's go in.

*What, are you still mad because the Blok did this?*

Me: Yeah. If I see that thing again, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind.

*A warning appears saying: This cave gets pretty weird! Are you sure you don't see any other ways out?*

Me: Pffft I'm sure there is a way out. If I don't get lost in this weird cave.

Phat Phuck: "Phat Phuck"

Me: Yep this cave is weird as phuck

Ham Turkey and Roast Beef: "Ham Turkey and Roast Beef"

Me: I'm just gonna ignore the weirdness.

Skye: "Wdym 'You have a family' doesn't everyone have one?"

Inko: I'm sorry I didn't know you have a family. I do have one.... Well use to.

Skye: "Explain later, I'm looking for mine. They were... abusive. Very. I'm tracking them down so I can do something..."

Inko: Abusive!? Oh wow. Abusive families are the worst. Anyways wdym by something?

Skye: "You'll see."

Inko: Oook.

Skye: "Alrite, let's get a move on!"

*Moves on*

Blook: "I'm hoping Paleo, and Jonny are gonna catch up."

Inko: Idk they're probably lost by no- Wait are you following me?

*It just is.*

Me: .... Great now you got me confused. I wonder how Inko and Blook are doin?
*Meanwhile with Inko and Blook*

Skye: "I'm getting a signal from my tracker..."
*It's getting two signals, Skye.*

Inko: What are they from?

Skye: "We're close to them."

Inko: Maybe it's something what I'm smelling.

Skye: "Would what you're smelling be these two girls we're in front of?"
Girl 1: "What? Is it that you're smelling our skin routine?"
Girl 2: "Not that we have a complicated one to keep us smelling good."

Inko: Oh what the?

Girl 1: "I'm Ren."
Girl 2: "The name's Eon."

Inko: Wait a minute is that what scent I'm smelling?

Blook: "I think I see the shop!"

Inko: Yeah me too.

*We've arrived!*

Inko: Alrite, we're at the store.

*With Paleo and Jonny...*

Me: Aww jeez. It's so dark in here.

*The tracker''s flashlight enables!*

Me: Good thing this thing has a flashlight.

*Another BLOK? But Poorly Drawn Flower appears and stops it!*

Me: How many of these are there?

*A wild BLOK appeared!*

Me: Another one!

*Story event - The Separation.
This event features you and Jonny getting separated from the group. This is how it goes:*
{The BLOK used Knockdown! A tree fell, breaking the already cracked ground and sending the three of you into the Deep Woods!}

Me: You've got to be phucking me.

Blok: "Blok blok?"

Me: AHHH SHADDAP!
*Slaps Blok*

Blok: "Blok blok? Blok-ok-ok blok-ok!"
*Translation: Where are we? I need help, I don't know!*

Me: What?

*I translated it for you.*

Me: I noticed but why is it confused?

PDF: "A lot."

Me: Raptor Jesus! Did they seriously reproduce that fast!?

fat f**k: fat f**k
fat f**k: "fat f**k"

Me: Wdf?

Coin y: "coin y

Me: Ok whatever the Herrerasaurus this cave is, I'm getting outta here.

PDF: "but there's no other way up, plus they're just harmless funnies"

Me: Idk about that I don't feel trusted, let's find a way out of this cave.

wdf did the furaffinity userbase do to elephant mario: "I HATE FURAFFINITY"

Me: Yea, same.

Blok: "Blok blok blok!"
*Translation: I need you to stop!*

*Slaps him*
Me: Shut up! You got me into this mess!

Blok: "Blok-ok-ok!"
*Translation: I didn't mean to!*

Me: Well I hope you're sorry, cuz when we get back to the others. They're probably gonna punish you for that!

Blok: "Blok blok blok..."
*Translation: Fine, I just won't come!*

Me: Oh no! You're coming with me!
*Grabs Blok*

*It hits a tree, making a fruit fall on your head*

Me: Ow! Mothertrucker! What in the-

*The Blok is gone! Seems it used that as an escape tactic.*

Me: ... Something tells me he's more worse than Trollface.

Blook: "I just left the argument and followed you out of here."

Inko: *Sigh* Fine but just don't argue over something. Anyways, they're probably lost by now.
*Meanwhile with the others*
Me: Guys? Guys where are you? Oh great, just great. Inko and Blook (Somehow followed Inko) probably got lost all because we argued over a stupid decoy!
*Patience dude, we'll fine them*

*Suddenly, a convenient Blook and Inko Tracker appears*

Me: Oh great an object that came out of nowhere. How nice!
*Dude what's wrong with you*
Me: Sorry, I'm still mad about that argument we had.

*The tracker turns on and asks for you to calibrate it by pointing it at the hologram that will appear when it's picked up*

Me: Umm. Where's Blook and Inko?

Tracker: "CALIBRATION PROCESS BEGIN. HOLOGRAM ENABLED. POINT THE TRACKER AT THE DOTS."
*A dot appears on the hologram*

Me: Oh that works. I think there this way.

*After calibration, it starts working, by showing where they are on a map.*

Me: I guess we should move on.

*No, he's just not having it with you.*

Me: Whatever, he's still worse. Anyways, let's go in the cave.

*Alrite, wanna check up on Blook & Inko & Skye & Ren & Eon?*

*Meanwhile with Inko, Blook and the 2 girls*

Blook: "We're almost out!"

Inko: Phew, thank goodness. My feet are killing me.

*Suddenly, Ruby appears!*
Ruby: "Oh hello there! I just need to say that you're gonna need the Wood Spirit's help. Go talk to it over there!"

Inko: Thanks but no thanks, we're almost out of the forest anyways. Plus we're going to take these 2 girls to their shop so, bye bye.

Wood Spirit: "You will need my help. Just pray, for either power, wisdom, and whatever the other Triforce is for."

Inko: We don't need any help, we just followed this path to get out of this so good day.

*The Wood Spirit blesses you with Power anyways*

Inko: Jeez why do we need help from the Wood Spirit, we're almost out of the woods anyway.

Wood Spirit: "It's a permanent bonus. Trust me."

Inko: Sounds lil suspicious, but fine. As long it's not something it's not gonna make us lost again.

Wood Spirit: "Alright, bye."

Inko: Alrite. Now we get out of the forest.

Blook: "Waitwaitwait! Shouldn't we stay and wait for Paleo?"

Inko: They'll be fine. We'll just go in the store and wait for them.

Ren: "Alrighty, let's go over there to the Plaza, where our store is!"
Blook: "Pinging our location to the convenient Blook and Inko Tracker I sent him."

Inko: Alrite

Blook: "Listen, he's talked for me before just because I tend to talk loud."

Inko: Well that doesn't mean you have to be a loud mouth. Jeez speak little bit softer next time. Anyways I think that scent should be right here.

Blook: "what scent"

Inko: Idk. I never smell that scent before.

Skye: "where are they... where, where?"

Inko: Idk. I gotta keep smelling.

Skye: "Oh, Inko! I was looking for THEM."

Inko: What are you looking for?

Skye: "My family. Not my biological family(of which only my mother remains), my adoptive family."

Inko: You have a family?