... YOUR TEST IS IN 2 DAYS, SO YOU GAME ALL NIGHT; YOU PASSED OUT AND DIDN'T STUDY, BUT THERE IS 1 DAY LEFT; THE TEST WAS CHANGED TO TODAY; YOU DIDN'T STUDY; YOU TRY TO CHEAT OF THE NERD, BUT GET CAUGHT; YOU GO TO THE OFFICE; YOU ARE FORCED TO CALL YOUR PARENTS; YOU HAVE ASIAN PARENTS; YOU GO HOME AND GET A BEATING; THEY BEAT YOU SO HARD YOU GET AMNESIA, AND BECOME SLIGHTLY SMART