ANNOUNCMENT PAGE; FIRST OF ALL, I'VE MOVED AND AM LIVING ON A TERRIBLE WIFI UNTIL GOOGLE FIBER IS IN. SO I CAN'T PLAY SPLOON. SECOND OF ALL, THAT FRENCH GHOST WAS YELLING AT ME ABOUT MY LAST MEME AND SWEARING AT ME. WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING IN SPLOON: I FINALLY GOT THE PAINBRUSH THE DAY BEFORE THE SPLATFEST WAS ANNOUNCED; HOW I'M FEELING: OFFENDED