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The 'missing' people on that submarine? They're dead.

I missed this whole thing

Just look up "missing submarine" on yt or Google if you want to know more

I knew they were dead the instant I first saw reports about it.

Of course someone named "Def_Not_Ted_Bundy" said that

My buddies Def_Not_John_Wayne_Gacy and Def_Not_Jeffrey_Dahmer were probably involved with it

At least they didn't suffocate