Eats kids*

"911 What's your emergency?"
"Yeah, uh... This guy stole my recipes."
"I'm sorry?"
"About drinking kids."
"Ooh! He'll be fine. The more you know, right?"

An ideal conversation.

Yeah when I chop you as the kid and blend you the more you know.

Mmm, delicious.
They’re better if they’re kidnapped or orphans.
Fresher that way.

I wanna drink kids-

Yeah me too

Hey um wanna be friends?

Sure lol

I wanted to know if you role play?

Maybe idk

Ok

Like role-playing my hero academia?

Maybe

Timmeh is my favorite kid drink-

I drink you then

What you mean by that-

I drink you.

Ohh
I drink you too

I also eat you too

IM NOT OLD

YES YOU ARE YOUR OLD AS WHEN I ATE A CHILD

WOT

LMAO YOU DON’T KNOW

I DON'T KNOW

OF COURSE YOU DON’T KNOW OLD MAN

I'M ASKING

HHAHAHAHAHHAH LOL

YOU ATE A WHAT

Ummmmm DON’T ASK

what the f**k

Es

Haha yeah.

e

:)

And….

Ummm ye

e

E

Kids is my fave drink

Yeh

Yeh yeh

Yeh

Yeeh

Nods for the 417 time

Nod 3 more times

Puts my hand on your head and slams it on the table and then puts head back up than does that 1092994 times*

Sad

Yeah lol

Now thats’ called nodding

Oh wow you got head!! Can i eat it, i ate my own

Now that’s called Not nodding

answer me. Can i eat yur head?

Na I’m dead

Rlly?

Yeah ded