Galarian Obstagoon temp

“f**k it we ball”

„Give a man a sh*tpost, he will sh*tpost for a day. Teach a man to sh*tpost, and he will become racist and develop a foot fetish. First ironically, then unironically.“

No nation benefits from prolonged warfare

I shit my pants

"Everybody is an atheist until they clog a toilet in someone else’s house"
—Sun Tzu

"its better to cum in the sink than it is to sink in the cum"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war

we have to celebrate our differences CH-

Don’t stick your dick in crazy