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Chapter 1: The Holiest problem (GVP)

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Inkmatas, Peyton, Mirai, Xander, Kinyani, Kenshin, and Cataclysma are all in an Saloon in the Citadel. Xander drinks another shot of citadel fireball while Kinyani is very hesitant of the alcohol.

"I don't think I should drink that" Kinyani said

The tender looked at Kinyani.

"You ordered it besides I thought Inklas were weak" The tender said

"I am not weak!" Kinyani said as she drank the shot of citadel whiskey.

Inkmatas chuckled lightly

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY!" Kinyani said

"Nothing!" Inkmatas said

"Why aren't you having a drink?" Peyton asks Inkmatas

"I'm not legally able to drink yet..." Inkmatas groans

"Don't drink" Mirai said

"Why not?" Inkmatas says

"It's bad for your liver!" Mirai, Peyton, Xander, and Kinyani say

"I-I should've known" Inkmatas said

Peyton pats Inkmatas on the back and smiles as she pushes her drink to the side.

"Know what, if you can't have a drink then I won't drink either" Peyton said

"I..." Inkmatas said

"Don't worry cousin, nothing can ruin this" Peyton says

Suddenly a bright heavenly light gleams at the door. Peyton sighs and looks behind her. She sees a familiar figure open the hanging doors.
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Soon an angelic figure entered the saloon. Peyton sighs but tries to stay hidden in plain sight.

"Ah, Gabriel!" the bartender said

"I am looking for an unholy sorceress named Peyton" Gabriel said

"If I had saw her then I would've reported her to the authorities!" The bartender said

"So you haven't seen her yet" Gabriel said

"Nope, no sight of her!" The bartender said

"Well do you mind if I get a drink" Gabriel said

"Isn't alcohol a sin" the bartender said

Peyton watches as Gabriel keeps talking to the bartender. She gets up and tries to leave when Gabriel notices her.

"Hello miss" Gabriel said

"H-hi" Peyton said

"Isn't being 6'2... unnatural for ladies" Gabriel said

"Y-yeah" Peyton nervously said

Gabriel suddenly kicks Peyton to the ground. Xander quickly gets up and unsheathes the Murasama.

"LEAVE HER ALONE!" Xander yelled

Gabriel looks at Xander and unsheathes the sword of the lord. Gabriel points the sword at Peyton's neck.

"You get any closer and she dies right here!" Gabriel yells.

Peyton quickly blasts Gabriel with an unholy hellblast, Gabriel gets knocked back into the drinks, and Gabriel sees Peyton take her disguise off.

"There you are... I didn't expect the unholy queen herself to be in disguise!" Gabriel said
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Peyton quickly runs out of the saloon but quickly sees the angels of heaven surrounding the Saloon.

"SHIT!" Peyton yelled

Gabriel walks out of the saloon and is behind Peyton

"Why are you doing this!?!" Peyton said

"YOU ARE AN UNHOLY ABOMINATION!" Gabriel yells

Peyton sees past Gabriel some angels entering the Saloon, they start to corner Peyton's family.

"DON'T YOU DARE HURT THEM!" Peyton yelled as she went into her empress form

"Don't worry Peyton. Your family won't be hurt... just you" Gabriel said

Peyton dashed at Gabriel, ready to punch him, when Gabriel steps out of the way, and Peyton hits a wall.

"GAH!" Peyton said

"You surrender now and you will go to heaven to get your fate decided or have your family slaughtered in front of you" Gabriel said

"YOU BASTARD!" Peyton yelled as she went in for another punch

Gabriel grabbed Peyton's punch and kneed her in the stomach.

"You are too predictable" Gabriel said

Peyton coughed painfully and Gabriel quickly suplexed her. Peyton was really hurt.

"PEYTON!" Inkmatas shouts

"Is this what you heavenly "angels" are like, bastards who beat people who they don't like" Mirai yelled
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Gabriel looks at Inkmatas and Mirai. Gabriel starts walking to them when Xander suddenly kicks Gabriel into the table.

"Ugh you again!" Gabriel says

Xander had his Murasama unsheathed, Gabriel cuts at Xander with his angelic sword, Xander quickly blocks and counters with Schielhau which stabs into Gabriel's chest.

"H-huh!?!" Gabriel says as he sees the Murasama through his chestplate and in his chest.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY FAMILY" Xander yells

"Peyton is a monster!" Gabriel yells back

"Only in your view!" Xander yelled back

Inkmatas quickly blasted an angel with an inkstone hellblast, Mirai cut some other angels down with the Kura Tamashi, and Kinyani ran to Peyton.

"Peyton are you okay!" Kinyani said

"N-no" Peyton groaned

Gabriel swung the angelic blade down at the Murasama but the Murasama didn't break. Xander pulled Murasama out of Gabriel and then swung Murasama at Gabriel. Gabriel quickly grabbed Xander's hand that held Murasama. Gabriel tried to swing with his free hand but Xander grabbed that hand. Xander started to push Gabriel backwards letting Kinyani get Peyton back into the Saloon. Kinyani layed Peyton on an layed table.

Inkmatas and Mirai kept defeating angels until the Angels started to retreat. Gabriel soon got out of Xander's grip and retreated.
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AWESOME
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Tysm!!!
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This is the best story I've seen from you by far and have no clue why.

It's REALLY good!
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