there was once an important man who asked a boy "go ask ur family wot ur favourite food is"
so the boy went to the dad, but the dad said "GO AWAY!"
so he went to his mum but the mum said "GO AWAY!"
so he went to his big sister's room but she was too busy listening to Michael Jackson ("i'm Michael Jackson, I'm michael jackson...")
so he went to his little brother's room but he was too busy watching the wiggles (BEEP BEEP BEEP IN A BIG RED CAR)
so he went back to the man, and he asked "wot did ur family say?"
and the boy said, "GO AWAY"
the man: "excuse me?"
the boy: "GO AWAY!"
the man: "WHO DO U THINK U ARE?!"
the boy: "i'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson"
the man: "HOW DO U THINK UR GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
the boy: "BEEP BEEP BEEP IN A BIG RED CAR!!!"
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD do u get it
(and that took ages to type)