:(

"kill yourself kel!!!!"

*Kel drowns that out by dunking some sick hoops*

ballin
but at what cost

*Kel doesn't care about depression and guilt, he just cares about playing basketball and getting pussy*

the woman appears

*Kel tests out his rizz, but bails out after he sees an orange joe on the ground*

"b-but kel... if u date me i'll give u all the orang joe"

*Kel looks at her and calls her a thot, them proceeds to go to the orange joe on the ground*

"i will give u a barrel of orang jo"

*Kel tells you that he wants orange Joe but he doesn't want you*

"nooo"

*Kel uses his ball and bounces out with the orange joe*

"kel i will drink ur orang goe"

*Kel says no and tells you to go to church*

Ornj joe

Shut the f**k up

I will give.

But not anymore since u told me dat

Uh
I'll f**k you /j

I'm aroace and I identify as a blade of grass

Ky-