cave johnson

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Did you copy past?

I had to find the second half on the internet because I couldn't remember

I've got it completely memorized.

Nice

It's also and awesome game.

3=(•_•)=ɛ77" My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back

No.

I don't even have a pet.

I've never broken a bone in my body.

And I don't even care about a love life right now.