MY FELLOW AMERICANS, IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS THAT I MUST REPORT THAT BOFA HAS COLLAPSED. MANY HAVE ASKED ME: “WHAT’S BOFA?”, TO WHICH I RESPOND: “BOFA DEEZ TOWERS”. I CAN SAY WITH FULL CONVICTION THAT DEEZ ATTACKS WERE NOT BUSSIN FR; WE WILL FIND THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS EVIL ACT, AND BRING THEM TO JUSTICE. NO CAP