lady at work: “excuse me can i ask you something without offending you?”
me: *in my head* “here we go”
lady: “why do you have painted nails? why do men like painting their nails?”
me: “idk”
lady: “do you like looking pretty like us?”
me: “yeah”; and then someone else came up to me and she started saying she liked my nails (probably trying to make me more comfortable)