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Inscrytion RP no attacking him. | BTW YOU ARE IN A CHAIR BUT NOT TIED UP; YOU WAKE UP IN A CABIN AND SEE HIM WDYD? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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(Just don't mind the cat)

*Loaz blinked awake, rubbing at their eyes. It was so dark. Did they still have their eyes closed? They glanced around before the pair of eyes nearly startled them out of their seat*

"Jesus-!"
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(so where were we?)
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(Right after beating Royal, on the way to fight Grimora)
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(alright you go)
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*Loaz slides the piece of Royal's tombstone into its place, wiping their dusty hands off on their jacket*

"Alright, bossfight time. Let's try not to die."
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Grimora: *turns to look at them* ah hello dear!
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"Hel- oh my god, Stinkbug? Like, the gameboy ferret made it obvious but holy crap! I was not expecting you!"

*They laughed*

"Been a hot minute. How've you been?"
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Grimora: pretty good how about you dear?
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"I've been alright. It's been fun so far. Though I will say I miss that tension in the cabin. Oh well. At least my teeth'll be spared."

*Loaz smiled*

"Shall we play?"
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Grimora: of course.
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*With an excited nod, they draw their cards. Sentry drone, wolf pup, hrokkall, adder. They placed the drone, sacrificing the it for the wolf pup. They rang the bell*
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???: alright. *next is a fan, a jar of bone tokens, and a bottle goat*
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Sawyer: *adds teeth to the fake scale*
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"I never did get to use any bone creatures did I? Why not try 'em out?"

*They took the jar*
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???: alright.
(should I pull a asshole move?)
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(Yes)
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(three pliers not possible but I'll f**king do it)
???: *smile as he pulls out three pliers*
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"You absolute asshole."

*They laugh, grabbing one of the pliers*

"The illusion of choice."
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???: yes.
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"Well then, let's get this shitshow on the road."

*They move forward*
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???: *A skull or blood symbol card*
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"I think I've stalled enough."

*Loaz moved to the skull, taking their cards. Squirrel, stoat, snapper, cat. Looking over their cards, though, the stoat looked a bit... off. More rectangular.* (Brick Stoat my beloved)

:What?:

"Nothing, just..."

*They looked back to the board, fighting muscle memory and placing the cat instead. They rang the bell.*
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Magnififcus: of course. *a brush paints the battle into action*
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"Look, you might be the absolute worst, but I've gotta give credit where it's due. The wizard shit is awesome."

*Squirrel, l33pb0t, mage knight, buff conduit. They simply ring the bell, not really able to play anything worth playing*
(This fight pissed me off so bad that I snapped, bought the ouroboros, buffed it to an obscene level thanks to the training dummy, and used that alone to win. It was hell but so funny)
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Magnificus: *plays a mage knight*
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*They draw the field mice, using the squirrel and l33pbot to play it. They hit the bell*
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Magnificus: sigils...
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"Yeah. What about them?"

*They blinked*
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Magnificus: nothing.
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*They shrug and hit the bell again*

“Nobody here knows how to elaborate, do they.”
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Magnificus: indeed.
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“Kaycee said to be careful. Didn’t say why. Grimora really didn’t want to be replaced. No further explanation. The sigils comment is arguably the least concerning, but still, this is a pattern.”
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???: of course not it was petty.
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*They smile, relieved*

"Oh thank god. Maybe I got just a bit ahead of myself with the ouroboros thing."

*They moved to the next space*
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???: *skull*
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"Okay, let's try not to suck, right now."

*Squirrel, mole, amoeba, wolf. They play the mole and ring the bell*
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???: doubt it.
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*They take a squirrel ring the bell again*
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???: *I play an elk*
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*they take another squirrel and play the wolf. They add the amoeba as well and its sigil shifts to the airborne sigil.*

"Cool, the blob can fly."

*they ring the bell*
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???: I yield.
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"Okay then."

*They nod and gather their items*
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(okay)
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(Anyways, shall we return to the rp? And should we say that the stuff with the Dredger happened for rp's sake?)
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(yes and yes but I need sleep)
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(Aight, sleep well. We can carry later.)
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(hello_
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(Hi! Shall we carry on?)
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(of course)
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(Aight)

*With the Dredger not needing to be beaten, Loaz headed towards the trapdoor that had dropped them there. Before they could be carried up, though, they glanced back. Something strange had been dropped on the conveyor belt. As they tried to get a closer look, the object seemed to glitch out. They jumped, stumbling back into the beam of light and being lifted out, back to the melting room. They shook their head*

"That was nothing. You've seen glitched out shit before."

*They assured themself, retracing their way back to P03.*

"I beat your guys. Except the Dredger of course, but it said you'd rather have it keep working. So, shall we finish this?"
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PO3: perhaps I missed some synergys in your deck.
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"Or perhaps brute force does work out. But who's keeping track?"

*They paused for a second*

"Oh uh, by the way, the basement dweller found some weird glitchy blob in the water so if that's anything you should be worried about, just lettin' you know."

*At the very least, maybe they'd get an idea what it was. Maybe it was what made that glitchy card back in the cabin.*
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???; *a cockroach, a long elk, and another beehive*
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"The long one. It's simply tradition."

*They took the long elk and carried forward*
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???: that's what she said. *A skull with a strange marking above it is the only choice*
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"Shut up. I'm shocked you even know that kind of stuff."

*They moved forward, warily drawing their cards, squirrel, worker ant, long elk, beehive*

"Not a bossfight, is it?"
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???: nope. *pulls out the elk with flying symbol wooden carving*
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"If you send in flying god creatures, it won't be MY teeth that these pliers pull out."

*They threatened, laying out the worker and and ringing the bell*
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???: *place elk doe but it is flying and add one to their scale*
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"Huh."

*They pull a card from their deck, another worker ant. They take the squirrel bottle in order to play the ant. The ants' damage shifts to two each.*

"So that's what ant damage means. Cool."

*They rang the bell*
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???: *I add two to my scale and now the elk doe is a elk and evens the scale*
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*They take a squirrel card, seeing not much else they could do yet. They just had to hold out with the ants, which seemed doable enough even with the elk being annoying as all hell. They rang the bell*
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Magnificus: *smiling*
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"Don't give me that look! Remind me again who just got beat by an army of mice."
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Magnificus: and they paid with their balls.
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"Victory is victory."

*They concluded, sitting back*
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Magnificus: and child labor is child labor.
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"You're doing child labor too? God, the list just keeps getting longer!"
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(hey, been a hot minute. Just checking in. You there?)
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(Oh shit yeah sorry)
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(It's alright. Happens to the best of us lol)
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(but I'm not the best of us?)
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(I think you are)
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???: *places a single bee*
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"Bee... Well now I don't wanna hurt it. I'll just move around it or something."

*They grabbed a squirrel, sacrificing it and the egg to send in the ouroboros. They hesitantly ring the bell*
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???: *they both deal one damage scale stays still and he places another bee*
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*They take another card, the stoat, sacrificing the ouroboros to play it. The card returned to their hand, stats increasing by one.*

"Uhhhh is it... supposed to... Wait."

*They rang the bell, smile widening.*

(the creature has discovered a new way to be horrible)
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???: *the scale tips one to there side and I have a bee if a bee dies*
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*Loaz takes a squirrel, sacrificing it and the stoat for the ouroboros, then the latter two for the kingfisher.*

"And guess what, pal, WE AREN'T DONE HERE!"

*They cackle as they sacrifice the stoat and kingfisher yet again to play the ouroboros once more, now buffed to three hp/attack*

"Go forth, my son."

:They've lost it.:

*They ring the bell*
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???: *they tip the scales to where I am one hit away from losing*
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*They laugh, taking the wolf from their deck, sacrificing the ouroboros and stoat once more before playing it. They ring the bell, saluting the bees.*

(They've been enabled and are absolutely going to abuse it)
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???: *they take back the bees and take out three cards a bee hive, otter, death adder*
(four words. "too fast too soon")
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(Too fast too good)
"One word. Bees."

*They grab the beehive*
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???: *the scale tips to his side* "Too fast Too good" *his eyes glow red as he replaces his side with flying grizzly bears*
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"Wh- What do you mean, 'Too fast?" You can't just- Wait!"

*Loaz stumbled over their words, looking down at the eight bears with widened eyes.*

"Wait, wait, wait..."

*They grabbed for a card, the long elk. The touch of death sigil would be helpful, if they had the bones to play it, and the hope that it would actually make a dent.*

"This is just a joke, right? You're gonna put the bears away and we can play like civilized human beings?"
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???: no.
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"But- Well..."

*They paused for a moment, having an idea. They weren't quite out of ways to be awful.*

"If I just never end my turn, your bears can't attack me. You and I will be stuck here until I feel like I've had enough." (*chuckles in sans undertale*)

*They grinned, trying to look triumphant despite their utter hopelessness.*
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???: alright I have all day.
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"Good!."

*They leaned back, arms crossed. They stared forwards at the bears, stomach clenched.*

"So uh.... why is THIS allowed but I can't just drop cards wherever I want?"
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???: *remains silent to make them impatient*
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"Oh come on, not even gonna talk to me in the plenty of time that we have? This is like, top opportunity for you explaining yourself and your spooky magic card murdering yu-gi-oh game. Like, you realize that you could just ask people to play this without kidnapping them and literally pulling teeth."
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???: *still silent*
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"Okay, so we're doing this now? Fine. Take your frankly unfair and undeserved victory."

*They smacked the bell*

"Are you happy?"
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???: hah no. *cards*
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"Give me the bird or so help me god I will turn this campaign around."

*They moved onto the space*
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???: I don't pick the cards. *king fisher, sparrow, raven* ah shit.
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"AHA! Oh you're dead, old man."

*They took the raven*
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???: ....
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*Loaz snickered and moved to the next space*

"The question is, flying bear or bi-strike geck? Which one first..?"
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???: *sigil sacrifice*
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"Okay, here we go. What first?"

*They thought over the options. Flying bear to get revenge, or free bi-strike geck. In the end, the raven was an alright card on its own. They could afford to wait for another sigil sacrifice with it. The mantis, on the other hand, was easily expendable. In the end, geck won out, and they gave the card the bi-strike sigil*

"Then we pray for another further along."
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???: *sighs slightly glad*
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"You dodged a very large bear-shaped bullet there."

*Loaz smirked and moved to the next space. It felt good to be the one causing him to worry rather than the other way around.*
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???: *chuckles* and when you ripped out your eye.
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"Oh, I would've fainted!"

*They laughed.*

"Character development's crazy."

*They grabbed another squirrel.*
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???: yeah.
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*They play down the stoat and ring the bell*
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???: *the wolf grows up*
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*They take another card, ouroboros. They kill the skink and ant to play it and ring the bell.*
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???: *the scale tips*
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*They picked up the cards, grinning.*
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???: *cards are, ant, ant queen, and second death card*
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"The pest or more ants? Such is the question... Ah, screw it. Pest time."

*They took the second deathcard.*
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???: what do you mean?
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"It looks all anime-y. It's just giving me a look and I don't appreciate it."
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???: it's just a goat.
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"Look, man. I dunno what to tell you. Some of your cards are talking and some are givin' me goo goo eyes. I'm off my damn rocker here, I'm well aware."

:You think?:

"You are not involved here!"

*The stinkbug just looks mildly disappointed.*
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???: you might be more insane then I am...
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"You think? There's another win to strap under my belt then."

*They chuckle*
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???: now ring the bell and start the second phase.
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"Right."

*They hit the bell*
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???: *second phase starts and I turn your cards into gold nuggets*
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"There goes my bear. No matter. I didn't throw away all my beasts phase 1."

*They draw a squirrel and Ted.*

"Just like that."

*They ring the bell to let whatever came next clear space*
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Grimora: well I guess I have some skeletons in my closet then?
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*They snorted*

"Clearly!"
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Grimora: least I keep mine alive.
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"Good point. I don't tend to do that very well. Lotta these guys end up sacrifice fodder though I do have to question why skeletons give blood."
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Grimora: bone marrow holds blood dear.
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"Ah! That explains it. Anyways, I think it's your turn."
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Grimora: are you sure?
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"I just played those mice so yeah."
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Grimora: *plays another gravedigger*
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*They drew the ghost ship and rang the bell. They could just power through with what they had now*
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(Yeah where were we?)
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(Right after getting flying wolves from a totem)
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(Was it your turn or mine?)
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(I think I just moved forward a space on the map)
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???: *it is a sigil sacrifice*
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"Alright, time to make an unholy being."

*They whip out Pest. Another unkillable super-being could be amazing, but did they want to sacrifice the card?*

"I'm sure it's fine. I'd want me to do that if it meant more unkillable gods. C'mere, Gameboy!"

*They placed the Stoat on the upper stone, shifting the unkillable sigil onto it.*

"Not quite the infinite sacrifices gamebreaking of take one, but it's a good second."
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???: . . . *glares at them*
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*They simply grin back*

"Let us move on."

*They move to the next space*
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???: *cards or battle*
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"I feel like if I pick to battle you'd send out an army of sharks or something."

*They moved to the cards space*
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(what are the skeleton's with sycthes called?)
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(Revenants)
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(thx)
Grimora: *plays a revenants*
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"Okay, scary guy. There goes my wolf."

*They let out a relieved sigh as the brittle sigil kills the revenant too. They draw a raven and hit the bell*
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*the scale tips*
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"Nice. This is a bossfight though so two phases I'm assuming?"
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Grimora: indeed. *your side has your dead cards except much weaker*
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"Ah, return of the dog. Whoopdeedoo!"

*they drew a gravedigger and sacrificed it and the wolf to play the raven*
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Grimora: indeed. *plays a bone hound*
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*They drew and placed down the mage pupil, as well as the ruby mox to keep it alive and get the dog away from the raven*
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Leshy: I like blood. but not enough to get it myself.
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"Fair. Now uh...shall we finish this up?"

They clasped their hands together.
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Leshy: well first. what was your favorite moment throughout your journey here?
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"Oh! I'd have to say... God, Magnificus' students were just the best. I think I've got a better idea of who to replace, if that's any good news to you."

They tapped the table excitedly. Once they got through this, they could patch things up.
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Leshy: ah the children........ they have always been excited to learn new things. sadly the perfered magic over beasts. *they take out their cards* shall we?
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"Yeah, let's finish this up."

They pulled out their deck and drew. L33pb0t, banshee, steelmice, stoat. They lay down their stoat in place of the l33pb0t and rang the bell.
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Leshy: *the battle intro is the camera taking a picture. he plays a wolf cub*
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They flinch a bit at the flash. For half a second, they expected to be back at the start. But they still had their cards. It was just the intro. They quickly brushed it off and drew a draugr. They placed it in front of the cub and rang the bell.
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(I forgot what leshy's deck and power was since I just get rid of him at the start)
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(Really it looks like his deck can just be whatever aqside from a guaranteed stoat and coyote near the start. His ability is taking the stats from any card of yours that dies and transferring that into the amalgams you get for phase 2. The first card killed is the cost, the second the stats, and the third, the sigils. And by 'killed,' sacrifices don't count)
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(To the wiki I sprint)
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Magnificus: f**k.
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"No getting rid of me."

*they grin*
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Magnificus: yet.
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(Oh jeez, that's gonna hit different at the end of act 3)

"Besides, it's not like offing me would do any good. I'd just come right back, right?"
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Magnificus: for most cases yes.
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"Most cases?"
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Magnificus: let us not dwell on the matter.
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"Right."
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Magnificus: *doesn't play anything since full board*
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*they do the same and play nothing, drawing a gravedigger*
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(sorry got mixed up with someone else)
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All good. it happens))
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(you can choose the cards as a apology)
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(Kk let's go Skink, bullfrog, opossum.)

*They took the skink.*

"Yoink."
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???: *next is a battle*
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*Squirrel, skink, stoat, ant queen. They play the skink*
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???: *plays a wolf pup to the skink*
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*The wolf pup attacks and the skink drops it's tail, moving out of the way.*

"I have the feeling Take 1 Me would've freaked out about that one."

*They remarked, drawing a squirrel to play the ant queen, sacrificing the skink's tail. They ring the bell*
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???: along with my God Fish Bird Abominations.
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"Yeah, the good ol' immortal birds."

*They chuckled.*
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???: a gameboy?
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*Loaz held up the card*

"Look at that thing. It's got a damn screen, and like... buttons."

:Put me down!:

"That's not a stoat, it's an abomination. And buddy, I mean that in the nicest way possible."

*They return the 'stoat' to the deck and move forward.*
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???: I suggest you worry about yourself. *cards*
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"Coming from the one who told me to stab out my own eye."

*They moved to the cards*
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???: *a mantis, a coyote, and a moose buck*
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*They took the mantis. At the very least, its sigil could be sacrificed. They moved the piece forward, shuffling the insect into the deck*

"Not quite the legend Tim was, but it's decent."
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???: indeed.
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*They moved to the next space*
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???: *a campfire or strange statue cut in half*
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"New symbol! Love to see it."

*They moved to the statue space*
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???: *three cards a king fisher, a otter, and a cockroch*
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"WELl, WELL, WELL, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!"

*Loaz cackled, grabbing the kingfisher*

"Hypocrisy is fun!"
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???: yes how the tables have turned. *ready to f**king kill them already*
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(As you should be. Loaz is a menace.)

*Grinning, they moved up to the next space. At least it was an uphill climb. So far.*
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???: *a backpack or sigil sacrifice*
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"Don't need ANY more pliers, thank you. Sacrifice time."

*They moved to the sigil sacrifice, the gap in their teeth beginning to ache again at the reminder that it was supposed to hurt.*
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???: alright. *takes out the stones*
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*They place a mantis on the lower stone and the kingfisher on the upper, smiling maniacally as the bifurcated strike sigil was added to the 'God Bird Fish Abomination' (GBFA).*
(And they called Leshy the crazy one)
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???: bitch.
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*They chuckle and move forward to the next space*
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angler: *plays a rabbit and wolf pup*
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*They draw a card, a hawk.*

"Haven't seen that one yet. At least I'm getting a bit more variety I guess."

*The sacrifice the stoat and squirrel for the hawk*
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Angler: *the pup grows up*
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*Another squirrel is drawn, used to block the wolf*
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???: *the scale tips*
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"That was simple enough. WAY easier than the other times."

*They shoved the cards back into their pocket*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Angler: *hands them a pack of cards*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Ah, like a legit TCG. Cool."

*They open up the pack*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Angler: what?
(you may choose the cards)
0 ups, 1y
"Oh, right. They were just masks. Guess there'll also be the others somewhere around here."

*Stoat, wolf cub, hrokkall, gravedigger, mage pupil*

"Sick, cards I know nothing about. Guess we'll figure it out. Now, to find the other local crazies."
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: *powers on with a smug grin*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"What is this? What did you do?"

If their hand were loose, they'd've barreled across the table and smashed that smug screen in already.

"You just- I was- DAMN IT!"

They threw their little stagnant fit, stamping the ground with a foot and slamming their free hand down on the table. There was no fear like the first time they'd awoken life this. Here, it was nothing but pure, unfiltered frustration.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: well this will be "fun"
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"It'll be fun when I gnaw through those wires holding your head in place!"

They snarled back.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: and that's why you have that shackle.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"If this thing's all that keeps you safe, maybe I don't need that hand."

Loaz grumbled half under their breath. They were starting to calm down. Not a lot by any means, but they'd stopped yelling. That was a plus!
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: the blood loss would kill you.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"I'll come back. I tend to."

They slumped back to sitting, leaning their head on their hand.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: and why would I not just keep killing you?
0 ups, 8mo
"Good question. Suppose I can't stop you there. But then, what'd be the point of taking over? Just to torture some kid over and over?"

They leaned back as far as their arm would allow.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: won't be the last. *it's a campfire*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"New one! Hey!"

*They moved to the campfire space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *it has a attack symbol* you can increase the attack of a card
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Right. Mantis God, c'mere"

*They shuffled thrugh their cards to find the mantis god, placing the card at the fire.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you can do it again but it's risky.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They paused. A three-way triple damage would be an instant win. But was it worth it? What kind of risk? Losing the card? It didn't quite feel worth it.*

"Two should be plenty for now."

*They took the card back*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: alright.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They move forward, returning the mantis god the the deck*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *mushroom or cards with a wolf symbol*
0 ups, 1y
"The best doubles I have are a few ants. An extra card for my brain to keep track of couldn't hurt."

*They move to the wolf*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *smiles as he puts out one candle*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Wonderful." (Totally didn't forget that wolf was there)

*They gathered up their cards, once again wracked by that gut-wrenching anxiety. They took deep breaths. They were fine. They were fine.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: indeed.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They moved forward carefully.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *cards or blood card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They move to the regular cards*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a wolf, a elk, a mole*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*Loaz took the elk and carried forward with a sigh*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: nervous?
0 ups, 1y
"A bit, but I've seen worse. Please tell me you aren't gonna pull that bear thing again."
0 ups, 10mo,
2 replies
(okay)
0 ups, 10mo
imgflip.com/memechat?invite=42SDN09XxC8LMhlPceph1CCPRzXI5Exr here. I think the problem was that I clicked it, so I just made a chat with myself lol))
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
*Loaz collected their cards back from both sides of the board, grinning with satisfaction. It took forever, and they nearly screamed at least four times, but it was over. They won. F**king finally.*

"Good game, Stoat."

*The Roach got to their feet.*
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
PO3: . . . . . . . it doesn't matter.
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
"Whatever helps you go into sleep mode at night."

*They shrugged, tucking their deck into their pocket.*
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
PO3: now leave.
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
"You got it! Gotta take in the view I'll be seeing once I'm livin' in a sick-ass wizard tower."

They did a little salute and skittered out the door, back outside. Finally, that rusty industrial smell was gone. They paused for a moment to glance up at the factory entrance. 'Doesn't matter.' The Scrybe had mentioned that a few times. What 'didn't matter'? Them winning? becoming a Scrybe themself? Seemed pretty damn important to them. Though, they supposed it didn't really affect P03 if it wasn't the one getting replaced. The bot was probably just a sore loser or something. They shrugged and continued on back across the bridge. Back to that all-too-familiar forest. And that even-more-familiar cabin.*

"I'm back."

They suppressed the urge to use the irritating voice. Best to save that for the folks they actually didn't respect.

"How was the quiet without me?"

They'd let themself have a little fun at least.
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
Leshy: . . . . . suprisingly........ I wished you were faster.
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
"Well, that's new! Guess you never know how great something is 'til it's gone."

God, wasn't that the truth. Y'now what would've let them get back faster? Harrison. But, the packs had not been kind to them. They'd have to finish this up without the ouroboros. In his honor. They'd find him one day. No way they'd let themself get replaced.
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
Leshy: like your teeth.
0 ups, 9mo
They grin in a sort of teasing manner.

"Unfortunately, you won't be gettin' 'em unless you knock 'em out yourself!"

They paused.

"Don't get any ideas."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(want to skip to your inevtibal victory?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Sure)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
magnificus: *hands them three decks* . . . . . Keep your choice the same.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
“We’ll see how I feel when everything’s said and done.”

*hover mage, bleene’s mox, stim mage, steel mice, elk fawn. Gourmage, Master Goranj, orange mage, banshee, cat. Gem fiend, bleene’s mox, force mage, squirrel ball, gamblobot* (aka the card I obliterated Leshy with in my second playthrough)

“Stay on your toes*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(which one?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Gamblobot. Rolled a six and powered through)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(I actaully never got a gamblobot)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Neither did I the first time around)

*Loaz skipped out of the room and down the tower. They’d be back eventually, they assured themself* (srry Loaz, but I don’t think so)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(average great asencion enjoyer)
0 ups, 11mo
They looked across the bridge at the factory and grinned. It’d been long enough that P03 had been given ample time to prepare. They darted across and flung themself into the factory*

“Guess who’s back!”

*They sang*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Leshy: it seems my fate is sealed.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Yeah. Sorry we couldn't've extended it a little more."

It was a genuine apology, even if it was tinged with triumphant snark.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Leshy: it is fine once you become a scyrbe I hope we can do many matches.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Y'know, I'm glad I changed my mind from replacing you."

They gathered up their cards, looking over the one named after them before handing it back.

"If that's the case then I can't wait!"
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Leshy: *extends their hand for you to shake*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Loaz takes his hand and shakes it.

"Good game, Leshy. I'll see you when I'm a Scrybe."
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Leshy: *nods*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
They stood up conclusively and nodded in return, before turning towards the door. The waved goodbye as they left, and stepped outside.

It took their eyes a moment or two to readjust as they left the woods, headed towards the four glowing beacons in the sky. They picked up the pace as anticipation rose. This was it, the result they didn't know they wanted, but now they had. And boy would it be great to see that stupid bush walk off in defeat. Thoughts like that carried their legs faster, until they skidded to a stop in front of the four pillars.

"Alright, Loaz. This is it. Big choice. Easy choice."

They approached Magnificus' pillar.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
. . . .
0 ups, 8mo
"Alright you coniferous cuck, get out here."

They flicked the stone.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *I add two teeth their side of the scale so one damage*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They draw another squirrel, placing the mantis god in the space the fawn had moved out of. They rang the bell.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *I place a bullfrog in front of mantis god*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*As the mantis attacks, the opposing leaping trap snaps shut on the mantis, taking the insect down with it*

"And there goes Tim. I even named it!"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: what?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"I named the mantis god. I thought he deserved to be named."

*They take a card from their deck, the stoat. They ring the bell, glancing to the knife. Maybe they could turn this around... No, not unless things got really desperate. They couldn't even imagine what it would be for.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the frogs strike dealing two damage if one more attack happens they lose*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Okay, things are getting desperate. What's the knife do?"

*They grabbed the blade tensely*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: stab out your eye.
0 ups, 1y
"WHAT? I'm not going to..."

*They glanced to the scales, tensing. Which would've been better, losing an eye or losing their life? They weighed out the options, slowly lifting the blade to their eye. Just get it over quickly, they commanded themself. They pulled back the knife.*

"Do I really have to? Because I can handle a tooth. I don't know about an eye."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips*
0 ups, 1y
"Artificial pricks can't beat real ones."

*They remarked, returning to the map and moving their piece forward.*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: *appears*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Hello again. Sorry to disappoint."

The least genuine apology ever spoken.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: . . . . *just glares*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
The silence came with a growing sense of impatience, reminiscent of their first attempt to wait out dying. That same frustration. They would look back at it and laugh any other time, but right now it'd be hypocritical.

"Well? Anything to say?"
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: you're more of a failure then my students will ever be.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Oh wow, I'm weeping."

Their eyes rolled back.

"Anyways, how does this work? You say your little goodbyes and go running for the hills? Actually wait, these are all islands."
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
*PO3's pillar begins to glitch*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
They turn towards the adjacent pillar.

"Hmm?"

They hate the way their shoulders tense.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: *appears by force* hello.
0 ups, 8mo
"P03! What brings you here? Last I checked, this didn't concern you!"

They chirped with faux excitement.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: cool...
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Isn't it? Here, how about I just..."

*They spawned a skeleton from the tomb robber, before sacrificing the latter for the hrokkall*

"It would add an extra energy cell if this game hadn't already been going on a good minute. Otherwise, it's not much better than an otter"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: Wait what happens.... if I lose...?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Usually I just get a pack of cards and move on to whoever's next. I'm sure you'll be fine, right?"

*They felt a slight twinge of worry*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: what if... I stay stuck here?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Surely not! Magnificus wouldn't do that to you, would he? He... was the one who put you here, right?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: ..... what if I stay here forever.....
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"No no no, don't think like that. Listen, regardless of who wins this, I'll figure out a way to get you out of here, alright?"

*Their words sped up a bit. What kind of sicko would do this to a person? Were there others? There had to be. Were they in similar situations?*

"Heck, I'll even tell Magnificus you beat me if that'll get you on his good side."
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: really? *they seem hopeful*
0 ups, 12mo
"Yeah!"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips and he takes back his card*
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
*They gather up their things*

"At least the workaround's simple enough."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *three cards a kingfisher, a moose, and a grizzly*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"The kingfisher, fun as it is, didn't serve me too well. And I have ZERO trust in those bears after what they did. Moose buck it is."

*Loaz grabbed the center card and carried forward to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: buck you. *cards or sigil sacrifice*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"HA!"

*They move to the sigil sacrifice space*

(Time to scroll back to find all the cards I can use here if any)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *pulls out the stones*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Now, you see this Long Elk here... that skull means immediate kill, yes?"

*They smiled, placing it down to be sacrificed. Much as they didn't want to lose the card, their plan was so dumb it had to be tested.*

"You recall the Holy One."

*They laid the mantis god down as the receiver, looking away as the long elk vanished.*

"Goodbye, extended comrade."

*Loaz took the mantis god and returned it to the deck, moving onward*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: f**k.
0 ups, 1y
(This round's ouroboros)

*They move to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: your card reward first.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Right, right."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a death adder, a wolf, and the first death card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"My horrible creation, back again."

*They admired the card.*

"Not a bad picture. Never did get to see how it turned out."

*They shuffled it into the deck.*

"You should NOT have given me options like this."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: I know...
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Well, brace yourself for the worst mistake you let me make."

*They moved to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: me and your parents have something in common. *boss fight*
0 ups, 1y
*Squirrel, stunted wolf, ant queen, stinkbug. They place the stunted wolf in front of the pack mule and ring*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*the angler moves out of the way*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They simply nod and cross the bridge*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Prospecter: *mining*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"S'cuse me, sir. I gotta beat you at this game so I can steal your boss's job."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Prospecter: only if ye find me dog!
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Your dog... OH! Right, the bloodhound. On it."

*They dart back towards the cabin, before realizing they have no idea where to even begin looking for a dog*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*maybe in the woods*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"They shrugged. May as well. They could probably take a bear (They absolutely could not). Loaz wandered off into the trees*

"Where you at, big guy? Your owner's lookin' for you!"

*They called out*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(oh they want a bear? I can do that)
0 ups, 1y
(Oh god no)
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: alright. *plays ruby golem*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Shit, alright. Just hope my mice hold out I guess..."

*They draw a warren and ring the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: stupid mice.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
“Well I’ve got plenty more just in case.”
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: f**k.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
“Clearly some cards were just made to be broken. Believe me, you were lucky to have been a card during the Ouroboros craze and not on the receiving end of like 9 damage.”
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: that thing...
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"It's amazing, isn't it? I even named mine Harrison. Perhaps one day we will reunite. But today is not that day. At least not right now it isn't."
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: hopefully not.
(robo oroburos is waiting for loaz)
0 ups, 12mo
"You know you're doing something right when folks start praying for your downfall!"

(P03 is about to get real humbled)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a battle or mushroom*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"No dupes. Battle time."

Squirrel, stinkbug, geck, ant queen. They play geck and ring the bell.*

"Already going well."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you do know I'd just give you a dupe right? *plays a skink*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Wait for real?"

*They looked up.*

"So I've just been dodging free potential gods this whole time?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: yeah dumbass.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Well I didn't know THAT! Say it sooner next time, wouldya?

*They took back the geck*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: nah.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Fine then. We'll go there. Dunno if it'll be worth it but I may as well."

*They flipped around to the other space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you can't go back.
0 ups, 1y
"God, pick a side."

*They move back and reset the board back to good ol' geck*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: they'll get used to it.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Whatever you say, bud. Your turn."
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: *plays mage knight*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*They draw a sapphire mox and ring the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: *the scale finally tips*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Whew, okay, phase 2. What do you got?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: *repaints every sigil*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
“Buh- MY MICE HAV BEEN FIXED!”

*They shouted at the loss of the fecundity sigils*

“Give my mice their balls back!”
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: your mice have been neutured.
0 ups, 12mo
"I'll get you for this! Okay, how badly did you vandalize my cards?"

*A spiky buff conduit, an adder that gives a rabbit, ruby-hearted field mice, and a ruby-hearted blue mox. Yep, that looked normal. They drew a junior sage now with the mental gemnastics sigil and ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: alright.
(you won't but remember "too fast too soon" but they will be brought back)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Oh god, that hit my the first time I did the fisher's fight and I swear I threw something)

"Let's carry on, shall we?"

*They moved to the next spot*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a skull*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They pulled up their cards, the process practically becoming muscle memory. Squirrel, stoat, stinkbug, snapper*

:You again...:

{Indeed! Our friend here freed me.}

:Well I basically told them how to do it-:

"Yeah, big help, thank you. Mister Eyes, this one's got like... bones on it."

*Loaz pointed to the bone cost on the Stinkbug. At least it was more polite than the Stoat.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: yes each time a card dies it will give you a bone token.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"And then you use those to play the bone card. Got it."

*They set up the default squirrel -> Stoat, a little coin with a bone on it appearing in the squirrel's place.*

"Double got it."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: mhm.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *I add a tooth to my side of the scale and place a kingfisher then ring the bell doing making the scale even*
0 ups, 1y
*They took a squirrel, sacrificing it and the stoat for the living boulde- I mean the snapper, and ringing the bell*

"I'm going to destroy your bird with my stone. Definitely a stone. It may as well be."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: too bad.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take a squirrel and sacrifice it and the ant to play the ouroboros, ringing the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"This thing is so broken."

*They took back the card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: yeah. *a king fisher, a wolf, and a glitched card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They jump back at seeing the glitched card*

"Uh- Sir! What is that? I- I don't- I think something's a bit wrong with that one. Why is it... like that?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: what do you mean it's obviously a [name not found]
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“Pffft, this is weird as hell! It’s coming with me!”

*Despite their hesitance to take the card, they chuckled as if it were a game-winning choice.*

“So what the heck is it supposed to do?”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you'll see.
0 ups, 1y
“Time to do a little reality shattering. This can only go well.”

*They moved to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a skull or mushrooms*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They moved to the skull and drew their cards, squirrel, ant, beehive, stinkbug.*

"Jeez, the bug game."
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
???: mhm.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They placed down the beehive and rang the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
???: *plays a wolf*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
you there, homie?))
0 ups, 1y
(yeah just didn't see your reply sorry)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take a squirrel to play the ant and ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *places a coyote to destroy the ant*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*Huffing, they take a card and place the stinkbug down to kill the coyote*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the wolf has nothing against it and tips the scale**
0 ups, 1y
"Okay then..."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pR-WNlXDwQ

(Essentially Loaz throughout this entire rp)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
(me the entire time)
0 ups, 1y
(F**k you)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *play's your geck and a death card* they're betraying you.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Ah well, perhaps Harrison was a little hard on 'im."

*They placed Tim in one of the opened spaces and hit the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(tim is the oroburos right?)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(No, mantis god. Harrison is the ouroboros)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the death card was frail and fell over dead*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Dang, how many folks played before I did? Who's are these?"

*They drew two squirrels and played the ant*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *plays kaycee death card in front of tim*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Kaycee. Quite the card they've made. Probably shouldn't say I'm glad they're dead, but they killed Tim so they aren't gaining points with me."

*They frowned, drawing a squirrel another ant. They played the insect, saluting the death of both ants as they rang the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips* ugh... while the moon is good for looks it has no purpose.... let's change that. *take a picture of the moon and places it*
0 ups, 1y
"Holy shit. You straight up played the moon. How in the ouro-loving F**K am I killing the MOON!?"

*they drew their cards. Stunted wolf and... ouroboros.*

"Oh. That's how."

*They played the ouroboros, sacrificing it for the wolf. They rang the bell. They knew the play. They just wanted more room to pull it off.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a card with a blood symbol or one with a wolf symbol*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Cards but... specific. Screw it, we're going blood."

*They moved to the blood symbol cards*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *places three cards one blood, two blood, three blood*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Wait, these are like, blood costs?"

*A simple, cheap card could be convenient, weak or not. Having something other than the beloathed Stoat to start out with would be nice.*

"I've got all the gods I need, I think."

*They took the one blood card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *it is a wolf pup*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Mini wolf! Soon it will be a menace just like it's mother."

*They pulled up the combined wolf card briefly before returning both to the deck and moving another step forward*
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1 reply
???: *a skull or a mushroom*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"No duplicates I don't think, so I say we just get this show on the road."

*They moved to the skull*
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1 reply
???: alright.
0 ups, 1y
*Squirrel, raven egg, ouroboros (uh oh...), kingfisher (Double oh no...). Playing the raven egg, they ring the bell as they try to suppress a smirk.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(oh shit sorry I thought it was your turn)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
oop, nah I think it's yours idk. And if not, free double turn I guess lol)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(double turn it is)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Have fun!)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(I mean you get the double turn)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Oh, aight)
*They drew their mage pupil and placed it and the squirrel down to take out the bonehound, ringing the bell with the relief of finally having the dog out of the way.*
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1 reply
Sawyer: dumb dog making me look bad.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Don't worry about it. It's a damn miracle I'm here at all not being carried through by snakes with too much damage."

*They snorted*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
sawyer: what? *plays skeleton and gravedigger*
0 ups, 1y
*they drew a squirrel to block the skeleton*
0 ups, 9mo,
1 reply
(may your journey be safe)
0 ups, 9mo
(Afpejjjxii when the slow typing gets ya)
0 ups, 10mo,
2 replies
PO3: ask magnificus he made them not me.
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
*Nudge* New arg on the daniel mullins discord.))
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(they got a discord?)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(Yeah, I can send you the link. It’s primarily hex_relatd, but still cool)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(you can send it later)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(K, maybe I can memechat it to you. But it’s still cool.)
0 ups, 10mo,
2 replies
(wait that'd be much easier then to constantly have to scroll up)
0 ups, 10mo
(Pffft, it would lol. I’ll see if I can set it up)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(says it didn't work)
0 ups, 10mo
(Oh. I’ll figure it out when I’m home. It’s laggy here.)
0 ups, 10mo
"I'll ask him on his way out, sure."

*they tapped the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: you don't have the balls. wait what even are you?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
“I mean, I think I’m human. I look pretty human, but I don’t die so maybe I’m something else…”
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: I meant gender.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"OH! I don't have one of those."

*They shrug*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
magnificus: what? how?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"I'm not a guy, I'm not a girl, I'm just something else."
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Magnificus: well you're one step closer to being a scrybe.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"What's that mean?"
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1 reply
Magnificus: you're supernatural.
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“Guess so.”

*They snickered*

“This just in, being non-binary makes you magic!”

*Loaz grabbed an adder from their deck*
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1 reply
PO3: *tilts their head as well*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Loaz’s equal in terms of assholery)

*They snickered at the mirrored gesture.*

“This is pathetic, huh?”
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2 replies
PO3: the only pathetic thing here is you.
0 ups, 11mo
"I was calling it pathetic for both parties. I'm well aware of how dumb this looks."
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(I summon thee)
0 ups, 10mo,
2 replies
(not right now I'm hanging out at my grandpa's house and he's old but later today I'll be back on)
0 ups, 10mo
(Aight, see you later then)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(You back big man?)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(yep)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(Shall we carry on? We were in the middle of the P03 fight. It was mostly just it and Loaz bitching as one would expect)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(of course)
0 ups, 10mo
*They draw steelmice. At least that could be played reliably. They placed it down at the end of their board and rang the bell*

"Return of the infinite mice."
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*Another glowing rune*
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1 reply
*They tap it*
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1 reply
*they are teleported to a senseless void*
???: . . . . *two eyes are in the dark*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*They wave their fingers around though feel absolutely nothing. The air is
eerily still. It'd feel horribly stuffy if not for the single assured presence*

"Oh, well ain't this reminiscent of something-or-other. Hello?"
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1 reply
???: someone there!? *the eyes rapidly move in front of loaz*
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1 reply
"Oh! Goodness! Yeah, I'm here."

*They held up a hesitant hand to wave. Thanks to the black of their jacket, their hand looked like it was floating. They stifled a giggle**

"Are you... just eyes? Is there a rest of you?"
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1 reply
???: *shrugs and pokes loaz* huh not a hallucination!
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"I'm generally pretty sure I exist."

*They tilt their head, vaguely amused.*
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1 reply
???: *feels around their body*
0 ups, 12mo
"I take it you don't see many folks here? That are actually there of course?"

*Loaz holds out an arm for them*
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1 reply
???: god I miss pizza....
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Well, when I get you the heck out of here, and yes I mean WHEN, I'll get you some."

*They pull their deck from their pocket, grinning as it looked like they pulled them from the void. Their own little bit of magic.*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: f**k yes. *pulls out a deck and holds it close* ah....... paper.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*Zombie, squirrel, draugr, mage pupil. They ring the bell, seeing no reason to play anything*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: .... how do I play again?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"So, you really just play whatever you'd like. I don't think you folks are bound by the rules of costs and such."

*They chuckle*

"Leshy once played eight bears at once which, mind you, each cost three blood and I wasn't seeing any goats."
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1 reply
???: *places a gun*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"That's... where did you get that?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: *shrugs*
0 ups, 12mo
"Can't argue with that. But by 'play whatever,' I mean your cards not... actual weaponry."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: any stats are allowed.
(wait till they the oroburos)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Me when I the ouroboros)

"Great!"

*They slip the wolf into their deck and move to the next space*

"Let's test this concerningly bloody puppy out."
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1 reply
???: *it is a skull with two pickaxes next to it*
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1 reply
"What is this? Like a bossfight or something? There is too much detail on that to not be important."

*Loaz clings to their deck anxiously*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: it is a boss fight.
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1 reply
"You are really blurring the line between card game, board game, Saw game, and video game. I, for one, am all here for it."

*They pull up their cards and deal themself in, mantis, stoat, snapper, and squirrel.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you hear metal against stone and a figure emerges. *he pulls out a mask* yee-haw twas the prospector!
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Oh dang, you really did just jump into character. Alright then."

*They chuckled*
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1 reply
???: *a pack mule is on his side of the board*
0 ups, 1y
*They play the stoat, sacrificing the squirrel, and placing it in front of the mule.*

:Total misplay: (It was bound to be said eventually)

"I don't remember asking you!"

*They sacrificed the stoat and placed the mantis at it's right side, before ringing the bell to end the turn*
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1 reply
???: yes.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“So, what do we got?”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a mole, a death adder, and a long elk*
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1 reply
"Is that just... a neck? That creature is just a neck."

*They pointed to the long elk card, perplexed. At least the sheer confusion was a nice distraction. They carefully took it.*

"I'm choosing it hoping for context clues."

(Whenever I play, I've made a tradition where no matter what, if it's an option, I take long elk. I'm not ending my long elk streak here.)
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1 reply
???: it's more than just a neck
(maybe I should do that)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Well it's MY more than just a neck now."

*They moved forward to the next space*
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1 reply
???: maybe you should explore the room a bit?
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1 reply
"Room! Right. There's an actual house."

*They sat up and inched away to look around.*

:Hey, vice grip, the book. Check the dang book.:

*They glanced town to the cards still in their hands, pulling out the stoat.*

:There are other talking cards. The code for one of 'em is in that book.:

"If they're anything like you maybe I shouldn't worry about it. I can barely stand you."

:Well if you don't want help, you can get yourself out of here yourself.:

*They groaned, shoving the cards into their pocket and flipping through the book. If there really was some sort of code, they could only hope it wasn't some weird letter puzzle. But no. Right there on the page for the "Mighty Leap" sigil, was the numbers 2-7-3.*

(First Paragraph of the roleplay, let's go!)
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1 reply
(Yes!)
0 ups, 1y
*They glanced back to the man at the table. Were they allowed to just go through his stuff like this? They shuffled warily over to the safe. Three wheels, three numbers, it lined up well. They spun each dial to the corresponding number and opened the safe as slowly and quietly as possible. A card sat inside, a Stinkbug. They flinched as it began to speak.*

{Oh... hello. I wasn't sure if I would ever escape that iron crypt... Is P- is the Stoat...around? The Stunted Wolf? This madness must end.} (The power of ctrl+c ctrl+v)

"There's two now. I'm not going insane, am I?"

{Ah, I don't think so. Not yet at least.}

"Great. Welcome to the group, pal. I see you know the Stoat."

*They tucked the Stinkbug into the deck and casually swiveled around back to the table.*

"Baaack."

(Btw, here's a dialogue guide now that I got 3 guys to play simultaneously, "Loaz," :Stoat,: {Stinkbug,} and, if we ever get to it, |Stunted Wolf.|)
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1 reply
???: *I'm one hit away from second phase*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take in a deep breath.*

"Alright. Okay."

*They take a squirrel and play the sparrow. They ring the bell and brace for the bears.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips and he places chum buckets in front of your cards*
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1 reply
"Whew! 'Kay, first of all screw you. Second of all, nice try baby. The bird flies. Third of all, prepare for GOD."

*They grab a squirrel and slam down the mantis god in the one free space. They sit back and ring the bell. No bears. Only buckets. This was good. This was fine.*
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1 reply
???: *when the buckets are destroyed the summon great whites*
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1 reply
"THOSE ARE FREAKING SHARKS! First you steal the closest thing I have to a friend here, now you're sending SHARKS?"

*They almost screech*

"This is no better than the bears."
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1 reply
???: correct they're worse.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*Eyes narrowed, they took a card from the deck, an ant worker, and rang the bell as the sharks took out the elk and stoat.*
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1 reply
???: *the sharks go under water and I lose*
0 ups, 1y
"HA! Even with your sharks, you're WEAK old man."

*They held out their hand*

"My Stinkbug, if you'd please."
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1 reply
???: *a hook appears on the ant*
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1 reply
*They draw another card, Loaz. They opted to save the beast for phase two, simply ringing the bell again and letting the angler take the ant. At least this time around, the stinkbug had been spared.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: go fish.
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1 reply
“I’ll pretend I know what that means.”

*they drew a squirrel and replayed the stoat*
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1 reply
???: *I'm near defeat*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“Let’s just do this the easy way.”

*They took the pliers and tore out a tooth. They dropped it casually onto the scale and drew the stunted wolf. They rang the bell.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips and I place chum buckets down*
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1 reply
*Loaz sacrificed the stoat to play the deathcard, ringing the bell.*
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1 reply
???: *the buckets break*
0 ups, 1y
"Alright, sharks now. Thank god for bi-strike. I could use a board clear."

*They let the sharks take out the cards to either side of the deathcard, the stinkbug and the ant queen. They shrugged and drew a squirrel to re-replay the stoat.*

:Oh, give me a break.:

"No breaks in this deck except for your mental stability, bud."
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1 reply
PO3: He is pathetic. magnificus deservers his role not that idiot.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Well, I'd like to see you make a whole tabletop storyline out of a card game."

(P03 then made a whole tabletop storyline out of a card game)
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1 reply
PO3: I will.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Then after that, maybe I'll judge who's really more deserving."

*They leaned over the board and tapped the bell.*

"Anyways, your turn. The squirrel ball is yours."
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1 reply
PO3: ugh.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
*They snicker and draw a null conduit. They play it and destroy it with the hammer to have the bones needed to play the zombie. Before they place it down to move the bolthound, though, they gesture to the plasma jimmy card.*

"So the gun's sigil is pay energy to shoot whatever's in front of it, so, at the very least I can weaken this thing."

*They tap the sigil and it deals a point of damage to the bolthound. They feel immediate guilt and just throw the zombie down and ring the bell*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
PO3: at least this dumb mutt has some use. *plays another leapbot*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Ah well, can't shoot at an open space."

*They tap at the button on Plasma Jimmy with the dog having moved on to block the zombie.*

"Wouldn't that make this quick and easy?"

*They draw a hawk*

"Ah, and wouldn't ya know! Quick and easy."

*They sacrifice the stoat and zombie for the hawk and ring the bell*

(Actual Plasma Jimmy lore: P03 ripped a guy's head off, placed a gun on the decapitated body, and called it a day. The guy's head was thrown to the Melter, which is why has that second voice, and when its card 'melts,' it leaves behind a meatbot. The console arg is a damn rollercoaster.)
0 ups, 11mo,
2 replies
(oh damn)
0 ups, 11mo
*Nudge*))
0 ups, 11mo
(Yeah. I'd recommend looking into it. It doesn't add much lore-wise, but it's definitely interesting and just fun)
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
*you see there are FIVE lanes*
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
"Uh, I have a question."

They raised their hand a bit.
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
PO3: what?
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
"I think you added an extra lane."
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
PO3: I sure did. *they seem proud*
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
"Why?"

They didn't exactly mind the extra space, but it was still weird.
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
PO3: why not?
0 ups, 7mo,
1 reply
"Just seems out of nowhere I guess? I mean hey, the more cards in play to beat your metal ass with, the better!"

They placed down the vessel in the center space and rang the bell
0 ups, 7mo,
2 replies
PO3: *plays a sentry at the left spot*
0 ups, 5mo
(yo should we keep this bad boy going?)
0 ups, 7mo
They draw a shieldbot and play the 49er to the right of the vessel.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *it is a card symbol and I place three cards facing down on the table*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They flip the cards*
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1 reply
???: *a death adder, a cat, and a wolf cub.*
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1 reply
"What do these symbols mean. Do you have like, a guidebook or a notepad I could use? Because this is getting confusing..."
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1 reply
???: *hands them a book*
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1 reply
*They flip through the pages of images, finding the sigils for each card.*

"So, another, cheaper wolf, an infinite sacrifices glitch, and instant death. Hmmm..."

*Loaz cycled through the options. If everything would be as simple as that first game, an adder didn't seem needed. Though, something told them it would be much harder later. The cat though, might make things a bit easier. Glancing back to the cards they'd set aside, they really didn't want to tick off the stoat any further by killing it again. They hardly considered the last option before taking the cat*

"I assume I'm only getting one."
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1 reply
???: mhm. *I take back the other two cards*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Alright. Moving on then."

*They once more moved a space forward*
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1 reply
???: *It splits into two paths a backpack and a strange stone symbol*
0 ups, 1y
*They glance between the two symbols, one looking arguably much more interesting than the other. They headed down the path with the strange stone, intrigued*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*they see another glowing rune*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
(I love how the Goobert room was just Loaz taking a break from being the worst to make friends.)

*They touch the rune*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
(yeah)
*they are teleported to a room with a head on a spike*
???: hello.
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1 reply
"OH! Goodness! What the heck happened to you?"

*They jumped. At this point they should've been desensitized to this sort of thing, but they supposed they just weren't expecting it here.*
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1 reply
???: can we just get this over with? I got a deck position to fill.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Oh. Right. Of course. Sorry."

*They chuckled, shaking their head and quickly getting used to things. They draw, ruby mox, field mice, warren, sarcophagus. They place down the mox as the only thing they could play and hit the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: *plays ruby mox and golem*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*They drew a sentry drone, which they immediately sacrificed for the warren. They used the given rabbit to play the field mice, ringing the bell*
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1 reply
???: really a rat?
0 ups, 12mo
"Two rats. That multiply into four. Then six, and so on until it gets out of hand!"

*They chuckled*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Just was taking a break from imgflip)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
that's fair. sorry for badgering))
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(It's okay)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Take as much time off as you need))
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Yea just a few more days ad I'll fully be back)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
aight. I'll see you then!))
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Back)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(welcome back)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Thx for being patient)
0 ups, 1y
(Of course! shall we carry on?)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: who doesn't look up to the master?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“I could name one or two people…”

*They shrugged*

“Speaking of Magnificus, I’m on my way to challenge him now. I’m guessing you’re one of the guys I have to beat to get there.”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: of course and if I win the master will let me be part of his deck!
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"He'll turn you into a card? Last time I saw something like that, it was more of a punishment."

*They chuckle*

"Anyways, let's play."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*a deck of cards appear out of nowhere*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They let out a little awestruck chuckle before taking out their own deck. Stoat, squirrel, l33pb0t, hawk. They played the stoat and rang the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *plays a ruby mox*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They drew the left broken obol piece (The one with spiky I believe). They rang the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *Plays training wizard*
0 ups, 1y
*They drew a sentry drone, placing down it and the l33pb0t and sacrificing both for the hawk and ringing the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: thank you....
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Don't mention it. Now let's keep this going, shall we?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: of course. .....may I know your name....?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"It's Loaz. You?"
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1 reply
Goobert: I think goobert? it's been not that long after all. well at least I think....
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"What do you mean 'Not that long'?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
Goobert: I mean I think I've been here for only a week or two...? yeah a week he would have brought me out if any longer then a week.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"He? So Magnificus DID put you here?"

*Loaz's grip tightened on their cards*
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1 reply
Goobert: well yes the master did he said it was to "prove my worth" but I am sure any day now he'll come.
0 ups, 12mo
"If he doesn't, I will. And you can count on that."

*They promised, taking in a deep breath to calm the ever growing frustration in the Scrybe they were headed to beat. At least the conversation gave them all the more desire to kick his ass. They drew a wolf pup from the deck.*

"Let's just keep this going before I bend these cards."
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1 reply
???: well you act like more of a teacher then magnificus at least.
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*They smile a bit*

"The others said the same. God, am I gonna have to coin flip it when I get to choosing who to replace?"
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: well whatever you choose I'm rooting for you!
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Hey, even if I don't get rid of him, we'll be on equal footing. Maybe I'll be able to talk him out of being a bitch."

*They ring the bell*
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1 reply
???: *chuckles* I doubt it!
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
“Won’t stop me trying.”

*They shrug*

“Rest assured, no more voids.”
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1 reply
???: I know. and hopefully!
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
That starts, though, with getting this over.”

*They poked their stoat. At least these ones didn’t scold them. That made up for its lower health*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: *he plays randomly*
0 ups, 12mo
"You're getting the hang of it."

*They nod and draw a sarcophagus, placing down their ruby mox as defense*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: *laughs* hello there human!
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Hi, hello, how's the... burning things going?"

*They look at the melted clumps of metal traveling down the line*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: amazing! would you like to try it?
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"As in running the machine or being melted?"
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: well it's your choice.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Yeah, sounds fun and all either way, but I do have a Scrybe I gotta beat and I gotta look my best and not all burnt or whatnot for when I kick it's ass so..."
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1 reply
???: ah very well but I assure you I will not lose!
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Well good luck keeping that promise."

*squirrel, steelmice, stoat, sarcophagus. They play the stoat off the bat and ring the bell*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: a rodent?
0 ups, 11mo
"Actually I think they're related to ferrets. Your boss was one of these for a bit."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: *plays two skeletons*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
They draw the mage pupil and place it down with the ruby mox to keep it alive*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: *the skeletons collapse*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They draw a hawk and ring the bell, seeing no real reason to change their board*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: ah.... *she doesn't place anything letting the scale tip*
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1 reply
"Gg. Dunno what exactly to be careful about, but you seem alright so I'll respect your wishes and keep an eye open."

*They shove their cards back in their pocket.*

"At least as best as I can."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: thank you. *hands them a deck and part of the tombs*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*Broken obol pt. 2, draugr, bone heap, wolf pup, automaton. Shey shoved the cards into the deck and took the chunk of the tombstone.*

"Thanks."

*They stepped out of the room and slid the slab of stone into one of the tombstones.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
...
0 ups, 1y
“Now to find piece three.”

*They swivel on their heel and wander to the opposite side of the crypt*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: we both make mistakes. *next turn they are going to play coyote and wolf pup*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They draw a squirrel and ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the mule blocks the coyote and the wof pup is played*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They draw another squirrel to play the ant queen, as well as the stinkbug with the collected bones. They place the stinkbug to kill the wolf pup and the ant queen to once more attack the mule. They ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *teeth add to the scale and the mule dies*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*The mule's pack grants a squirrel, sparrow, magpie, and coyote. They place down the sparrow and end their turn*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips and I turn their cards into gold nuggets*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Well, full board. Nothin' I can do."

*They grab a squirrel and ring the bell to wait.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *plays a blood hound*
0 ups, 1y
*They take another squirrel as the bloodhound kills one of the gold nugget cards. They place a squirrel in the open space's defense and ring the bell.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Leshy: the film is deadly not the camera.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“Wonderful. Well, I’ll go deal with your lackeys real quick and I’ll be right back.”

*They tucked the camera into their pocket and skipped out the door.*

“Alright, who gets to suffer first?”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*they see the fisher fishing*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“Helloooo.”

*Loaz approached the angler*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Angler: hello.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"So... I've kinda gotta beat you so I can beat your boss so uh, shall we get this thing rollin'?"

*They pulled their deck out of their pocket.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
angler: you wish to fight leshy fish?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Yup, that's the plan."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Angler: alright. *takes out his deck and the battle starts*
0 ups, 1y
*They set up, quickly realizing there's no separate squirrel deck. Squirrel drawing was up to random chance. Shrugging, they drew their cards. Stoat, two squirrels, and an added.*

"This is new. Heck, the stoat's even got less health."

*They shrugged and played the stoat, ringing the bell*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: my boss was a rat?
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Again, a ferret thing, but yeah. Leshy made it into a card for a bit. It was lucky I was competent and unkillable enough to get it out of there but is it grateful?"
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: I think they're more anoyyed they needed help.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"I suppose. I wouldn't put it past them. I'd probably be too if I'm honest."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: *plays a bolthound*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(The trio of dog owners is complete)

*They draw a sentry drone and play it*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: isn't this dog brilliant?
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"It's something, and I mean that in the best way possible."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: please don't destroy it too fast I want it to live a little.
0 ups, 11mo
"I'll try to dodge around it."

*They draw a hover mage and ring the bell*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: thanks
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"I always feel a bit bad killing the dogs. Like, what kinda f**ked up thing am I? Killing dogs for the sake of a card game? That's some supervillain shit."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: exactly!
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"No wonder Magnificus is such an ass. HIS deck doesn't include a dog!"

(we did it guys, we found out the reason he sucks!)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: it doesn't!?
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"It doesn't! Like, where's my magical dog familiar? I'd use the hell outta that thing! Maybe he's still salty about being a dog. Miserable life that bush leads."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: so true.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Dog cards are a 10/10 from me. Unfortunately the card packs hate me so the closest I got is a wolf pup. But perhaps one day RNGesus will bless me. Anyways, your turn."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: I would let you win but after I would have to toss myself into the furnace. *plays a leapbot*
0 ups, 11mo
"Is jumping onto the conveyor belt like, protocol when you lose?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale tips and he is one hit away from losing he plays a coyote against the stoat destroying it* (yep)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"You suck."

*They take a squirrel and ring the bell without playing anything. They'd won regardless.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *He makes the shadows disappear around his hand and he flips them off as the scale tips to their side*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"I- Okay, fair."

*They gathered up the cards*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the shadows are back now and you can choose a backpack or a card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Welp, time to find out what the backpack does."

*They moved the piece to the backpack*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *I pull out three items pliers, a squirrel in a jar, and a black goat in a jar.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Uh, okay I kinda get the idea with the squirrel and... goat... but, why pliers? What, am I gonna take the dang scale apart?"

*They looked over the objects, shaking the goat bottle.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: you can tip the scale a bit
0 ups, 1y
"With... what?"

*They took the goat, settling on that and not entirely sure about the pliers.*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: what do you mean?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"Well, in a more open board, you spam that thing and it pays for itself when the skeletons die. Maybe not as broken as it could be, but hey, so long as you've got any bones at all, that's essentially infinite damage."

*They shrug and ring the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: that's not the intended use though...
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"I tend to find ways around the 'intended uses.'"

*They chuckle*

"Anyways, it's your turn. Might wanna set something up behind those moxes."

(I believe it's the bone heap that gains damage from bones and the tomb robber that spawns skeletons)
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: *plays apprentice mage behind one*
(oh yeah)
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
*They smile and draw a hrokkall. They hit the bell*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: what is that?
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
"What is what? This?"

*They displayed the hrokkall, head tilted*
0 ups, 12mo,
1 reply
???: I've never seen it is it rare?
0 ups, 12mo
"Looking at it's border, yes. I think it's an electric eel or something. Kinda weird, isn't it?"
0 ups, 5mo,
1 reply
(oh shit sorry. I'm was taking a break and I think we should stop if it's okay with you.)
0 ups, 5mo,
1 reply
(Oh yeah, I understand. We can end off here if you want)
0 ups, 5mo,
2 replies
(thanks and hey we got pretty far)
0 ups, 5mo
(Yeah! And I have never seen a roleplay go on 10 months straight. This was fun!)
0 ups, 5mo,
1 reply
(and this roleplay ended up as the basis for Loaz becoming a main oc of mine. Forest-Dwelling Brat with an Immortality Complex was definitely not an oc I expected to make but damn if I'm not glad they exist. I've actually made June 30th, the day we started this thing, their birthday)
0 ups, 5mo,
2 replies
(well that is good for you, and hey maybe once my problems are over we can start this where we left off)
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
(Just wanted to pop in here one more time to say Happy 1 Year anniversary to this. Genuinely kinda wild to think about. hope you're doing well)
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
(I sure am, life's still kinda crazy though. but I recently got some kittens in my life. one is names link and the other is Nico. Nico is kinda blind)
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
(Good to hear you’re doing better. I love those names. They sound like great cats)
0 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
(they sure are. and they unironically love to get in boxes.)
0 ups, 2mo
(Awwwh. Little guys! My cat, Steve, hates boxes for whatever reason)
0 ups, 5mo
(Sure! Take as long as you need. Here's to hoping everything works out. And if you ever want to talk, my memechats are open.)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *puts on a woman mask and pulls out a wolf statue head, a flying body, and a fledgling body*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They grab the flying body, looking it over.*

"Are these those totem things you used forever ago?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: yes.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Cool. What are we making fly this time?"

*They held onto the airborne base*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: nothing yet.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Dang it."

*They placed the totem piece by their items and returned to the map*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: loser.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"I don't lose. You just cheat."

*They moved to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *statue skull* skill issue.
0 ups, 1y
*Squirrel, long elk, mantis, stinkbug. They played the mantis.*

"What fun new abilities have you given your guys this time around?"
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(a sign of bad wood. trust me on this)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(I'll keep that in mind. Last time I saw one though was a few months back in summer.)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(yeah they only really show up when somethings wrong with the wood near your pipes)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(Noted. I'll let my parents know.)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(alright)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(In the meantime, shall we carry on? It's your turn. I just played a skeleton)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(first I'm gonna sleep)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(Aight, seeya soon then. Sleep well)
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
(I've awakened)
0 ups, 10mo
(Welcome back to consciousness)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(why is magnificus such a bitch?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(That's a mystery not even science can explain)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(very well as a consolation prize we may continue the roleplay)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Epic)

*They gave a little nod to P03 and turned into the right room. They nearly walked straight into a conveyor belt. They carefully inched around and under it, but not before flicking one of the little bots moving down the line**

"Hello?"

*They called, snickering at the slight echo*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
*they see a robot checking out the conveyer as it works*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Excuse me, sorry to disturb."

*They tapped it's shoulder*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: what do you want human?
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"Just a game. I have your boss to humble."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
???: very well but please make this quick.
0 ups, 11mo
“Of course.”

*L33pb0t, hrokkall, sarcophagus, raven. They played the l33pb0t for hrokkall*
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
PO3: scavenging for scraps. like a mongrel.
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
"Like a roach."
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
PO3: pathetic yet will always return.
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
“Exactly!”

*They grinned proudly*
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
PO3: I guess you can say *it's face becomes a purple figure and it's voice changes* "I always come back".
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
“HA! Maybe I should embrace it. I think I could take five kids in a fight.”
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
PO3: *changes to normal* but can you deal with the guilt?
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
"...I mean, I've been desensitized to a lot, but... Meh, why argue the morals and shit of something I wouldn't do anyways? There's a total of like, three people here who could be considered kids and they've been through enough, so..."

*They shrugged*
0 ups, 10mo,
1 reply
PO3: *plays a m34tbot*
0 ups, 10mo
*They draw a stoat and sacrifice their steelmice for it. The mice are quickly replaced by their offspring*

"Sometimes I wonder if some sigils were created out of spite."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the scale has tipped to where I am one hit away from losing I place the coyote and ring the bell still being one hit away*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take a filler squirrel and ring the bell*

"At least it's calm for a while before you call in the GBFAs."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *pulls out three cards a cat, a death adder, and a cockroach*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"You know we're pulling the undying stoat bit again. History repeats, what can I say."

*They grabbed the cat.*

"And yes, I am absolutely certain."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: alright but I am sure you aren't getting oroburos.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Fair."

*They leaned back and moved their piece to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *cards or backpack*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Yeah, I'm just gonna keep my teeth. No pliers. Never again."

*They moved to the backpack anyways. They hadn't really gotten to use anything else*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: maybe after you should explore more? *a fan, pliers, and bottle squirrel*
0 ups, 1y
“Squirrel for future murdering and because I am not getting tetanus twice.”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*scale tips*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Well played. And uh... sorry again for waking you. Kinda hard to distinguish between a heap of bones and a straight up ghost in this kinda place."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Sawyer: let me know if you don't need your legs. or find a wheelchair.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Maybe I don't need 'em. I'll think about it."

(I just realized we forgot the pack from the prospector, though to be fair, Loaz has a way of making people not want to give them things)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(well in that case sawyer will give them two)
Sawyer: here have an extra as a thanks. *gives them two packs*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Thanks."

*Pack 1: Broken obol, skeleton, necromancer, raven, sentry drone. Pack 2: Sarcophagus, draugr, tomb robber, ruby mox, l33pb0t.*

"Do you mind if I ask about those tombstones? What do I do with 'em?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(I don't know I never got one)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(The three tombstones blocking off Grimora. you have to beat the ghouls to get epitaphs for them)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(oh those)
Sawyer: you use them to open up grimora's room.
0 ups, 1y
"Got it. Do I need something for them?"
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: I will offer replacement.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"...Fine."

*Loaz took in a deep breath and tried to steady their hand. They jabbed at their eye, the pain already a thousand times worse than with their tooth. They dug the eyeball out, biting down a shriek they really wanted to let out. They shakily dropped the eye onto the scale, gasping for breath. They felt for a squirrel card, slamming down the stoat and ending their turn. They clutched to their face, curled in on themself.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *opens a box full of eyes* pick your choice.
(you can pick magic eye or the goat eye for funny)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(I thought the eye was replaced at the end of the fight)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(yeah but we know that loaz isn't going to win)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Fair.)

*They take the glowing eye, placing it into the empty socket. It felt strange, but it worked. They weren't about to question the logic behind it. They ignored the throbbing in their head and took another card, the cockroach. They placed it down and rang the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: how do you feel?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"I feel fine. Just... a little lightheaded. Things are swirling a little bit. I am seeing patterns that I'm certain are not really there..."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: how many fingers am I holding up? *flips them off*
0 ups, 1y
"One very offensive one."

*They rang the bell again*

"You can carry on kicking my ass now."
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(what was this one again?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(The Dredger. You don't technically fight him since he's a little busy pulling up parts of Satan's search history)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(skip to the annoying boss fight?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(guess so. Let's go bully a rectangle!)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(I'm not joking when I say he wrecked me)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(Same. It made me especially pissed because he's an asshole. I can handle losing to Magnificus because he was made to be excessively difficult, but this guy? Your ass doesn't get to comment on my bad playing HERE. I can make the ending of this game happen WAY earlier if I wanted and your pixelated ass knows it!)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(exactly!)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"You are a square. You don't deserve an entire act. Great Transcendence? Why don't you transcend yourself to some bitches instead?)
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
(and he calls leshy pathetic I mean at least leshy kinda killed us not just some dumb "oh you lost your money better go get it back!")
0 ups, 11mo
(Your supposed to be the gameplay guy! Leshy let me spam fecundity ouroboroses. You make me make actually balanced custom cards. Step up your game. Oh wait, you can't cuz you have no legs)

(I have no right to be slandering P03. It's literally one of my favorite scrybes after Grimora)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *places a bee*
(no TV stoat is the only true stoat!)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(Valid)

"My old friends..."

*They take a squirrel and sacrifice the cat for the stoat*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: bees.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Precisely. I was a beekeeper y'know. Can't be hurting my own little guys."

*They ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: alright. *places a bee hive and the scale is even and they ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take a wolf from their deck, sacrificing their squirrel and the cat to play it, they ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *I am now one hit away from losing and place a bee behind a bee*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(It's all bees, it's always been BEES)

*They take a squirrel and play the river snapper just for that sweet sweet overkill damage, and ring the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(I'm just doing what he always does to me)
???: normally too much damage is a bad thing but in my game it is rewarded. *he adds gold teeth to a pail*
0 ups, 1y
"Good, I'll be taking advantage of it."

*They gather up their cards and move forward to the next space*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Sawyer: you need to get the other parts.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Ok. Well, you enjoy being a heap. I'm gonna go politely wreck your coworkers."

*Loaz backed away from Sawyer into a room to the side*
(Kaycee's ghoul fr underrated as heck. Gotta be one of my favorite barely relevant minor characters)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*they see a skeleton with a chunk of ice in it's head*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Hey."

*They greet the skeleton, slinking a bit deeper into their jacket from the chill that seemed to surround the ghoul*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: why are you here?
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“To play you. Challenger stuff, taking over as a Scrybe, all that jazz.”
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
kaycee: ah... just be careful.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
“Oh really? Why?”

*Their head tilted*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Kaycee: .. nevermind let's just get this over with. *takes out their deck*
0 ups, 1y
*Squirrel, raven, ruby mox, skeleton. They played the squirrel and skeleton, sacrificing both for the raven and ringing the bell*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(sorry just some shit at home)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(It's fine. Take all the time you need)
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
(thank you so much)
0 ups, 1y
(Of course! I totally understand and I'll be here when you're ready.)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Things still going alright my guy?))
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(yeah just need a day or two)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(That's fine.)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(thx)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(I'll check in occasionally just in case)
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
(heyo)
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: that I win.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"How? The scales haven't tipped!"

They sputtered. An instant win? Nonsense. They hadn't even managed to deal their own damage yet.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: not in that way.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Then what in god's name are you talking about? Specify for once! I'm sick of the vagueness!"
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: *stops the card game and loaz begins to black out*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
"Wh- What's... going on~"

They felt lightheaded, airy, and yet so heavy all at once. They struggled to keep their balance, opting to lean on Magnificus' pillar instead. their eyes drifted shut, though rather than that rather particular shade of black they'd usually see, it looked staticky, fuzzy. How could a solid color look fuzzy? They didn't have long to ponder that before they drifted out of consciousness.
(Bro gets decompressed. It was not fun)
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
PO3: *makes sure loaz sees their robotic smile*
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
They let out one last little irritated growl, before they were out.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
*Loaz wakes up again at a chair with a realistic PO3 in front of them at the end of a table*
0 ups, 8mo
It took Loaz a moment to process, to fully regain consciousness after the decompression. They didn't feel quite so flat. That was nice. Then, the sight of that flat blue screen made it to their brain.

"What?"

They Tried to stumble to their feet, but their wrist wrenched against something pinning them down. A shackle. Their hand tensed.

"What's going on? How- How are you-?"

They couldn't get the question out. They were preoccupied with trying to pull their hand loose. It didn't work.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *they see the camera*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They smirk. Perfect.*

"Hey, am I still allowed to get up? There's one more thing I wanna do real quick."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: sure.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Wonderful..."

*They get up, marching towards the camera. They pick it up off the shelf and pop the film into it.*

"So what's this do I wonder?"

*Loaz turned back, grinning. They held the camera up to their face.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: . . . put that down! *attempts to grab the camera*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"I don't think I will!"

*They pressed down on the button to take a picture. There was that familiar flash, though for once, it wasn't them it was aimed at.*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *they are gone all that is left is a card titled "Leshy*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Huh. I never did ask your name, did I?"

*They picked up the card*

"What a game. Now to leave."

*They looked around. Where WAS the way out. Was there really never one to begin with?*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a glowing card is floating in the middle of the cabin*
0 ups, 1y
"Huh. What are you?"

*Loaz carefully reached out to touch the card*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *the cards are kingfisher, beaver, otter*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
*They take the kingfisher and move forward*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *a beartrap*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Another new one."

*They move to it*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *puts on a mask* want some pelts? *takes out the teeth they earned and pulls out three pelts types rabbit, wolf, golden*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Pelts..."

*They look down at their tooth supply and take one golden and one rabbit* (Wasn't keeping count so I'm just sorta guessing here)

"Had the feeling those excess teeth would be used for something."
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: also heres one on the house. *hands them a rabbit pelt*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
"Thanks."

*Loaz shuffled the pelts into their deck and carried forward*
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
???: *boss fight*
0 ups, 1y
"Okay, just don't die. Sounds easy enough."

*Squirrel, stinkbug, mantis god, elk fawn. They place down the fawn between a strange frog and leaping trap, pausing before ringing the bell. Maybe they could pull a tooth, get ahead before even starting. They take the pliers, brace themself, and tug a tooth free. At least they'd handled it before. It didn't feel quite as bad, even if it still hurt like all hell. They rang the bell for real.*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
PO3: ha. ha.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"I'm hilarious, I know."

*they smirked.*

"Though, I did end up associating myself with a cockroach so who's really winning here?"
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
PO3: true.
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"But hey, bugs are cool, right?"

*They shrugged as the board inched their squirrel ball ever closer to the other side of the board*

"You don't mind squirrels, do you?"
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
PO3: stop talking. *plays a meatbot*
0 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
"I don't know how to do that."

*They draw a cat and play the Plasma Jimmy in the far right spot.*

"So the kid in the void wasn't far off. There IS a gun card."
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PO3: who?
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"One of Magnificus's students. Tall, just eyes, lives in a senseless void, you get the picture."
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PO3: asked.
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"Hey, if you lose, do you throw yourself on the conveyor belt like the others? Cause if so, maybe I better up the effort."

*They gritted*