Oh god.mp3

Me, in my mind:

*Someone mysterious throws a Splat Bomb into the cannon, exploding the thing so they can introduce themselves.*

Me: Wut da?

???: "It's me, Captain 3. I'm, if you forgot, the captain of the New Squidbeak Splatoon."

Me: Oh yeah. I think Octoling Skye just told us that.

OctoSkye: "I didn't."

Inko: I think he means the Squidbeak Splatoon you mentioned earlier.

OctoSkye: "I didn't tell them about the captain?"
Captain: "Yeah, well... Trollface got too silly with me too."

Inko: Oh ok.

Blook: "So we're ignoring how Shitface got too silly with her too?"

Me: Don't tell me... He made them pregnant.

Blook: "Alrite, let's start moving!"

*Starts moving*

*Level 1 - The Forbidden Forest*

*Inko looks around*

*Then we hear rustling*
Blook: "Uh oh..."
*A wild BLOK appeared!*

Inko: Stay back! It could be dangerous!

Blook: "That's a Blok! Not to be confused with the line I used to censor things in the Summer Splash or my line Blok!"

Me: Well it's somehow looks like it came form your line!

*The Blok throws a fruit at Blook and laughs*

Me: Oh you think that's funny? How about this!
*Grabs a rock and throws at the Blok*

Blook: "Mhm."

Me: Oh good. For how long?

Blook: "About a 250 combo or 500 hits"

Me: I was talking about how long it's recharge is.

Blook: "That's what it takes to recharge"

Me: So your telling me that you need that much hits and combos in order to recharge this?

Blook: "Right now, also I just need one of those criteria to be met."

Me: Criteria?

Dictionary: "Not telling you what it means this time, just getting tired of explaining words you don't know."

*Just tell him what it means dictionary*

Dictionary: "You want a definition? HERE'S A DEFINITION!"
*He shoots out a bunch of pages(dont worry they regenerate) at you*

*I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH! Grabs pages and throws them away!*

*He redefines "Narrator" as "An idiot who will get mad at the slightest things, and tries to narrate stories"*

*Grabs Dictionary. LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! IDK WHAT THE PHUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT NOW, BUT YOUR WASTING EVERYONES TIME! PALEO IS JUST A CURIOUS BOY THAT FROM A PLANET THAT IS FILLED WITH PREHISTORIC LIFE BEFORE HE WAS IN EARTH AFTER HIS PARENTS DIED BEFORE HE WAS IN THIS PLACE! SO YOU REMOVE THAT STUPID DEFINITION, SHAPE THE PHUCK UP AND BE A GOOD BOOK FOR ONCE! Puts him down.*

*It redefines Paleo24 as "A curious boy that was taken from his family on Planet Prehistoric to Earth, then Planet Imgflip"*

*Well we can make a few changes but it's better*
Inko: Ok you guys done now?
*Alright we're sorry just go on calling again*
Inko: Ok.*Goes back calling*
Inko: Hey sorry about tyat again. Dictionary problems. Anyways I thought you, me and your friends can help.
darkXwolf17, the one Inko is calling on the phone: Hmm.... Ok then.
Inko: Great.
darkXwolf17: Anyways who are your friends?
Inko: You'll meet them during the fight with Trollface.
darkXwolf17: Ok see you there.
Inko: Ok see ya.
*Inko finishes calling*
Inko: Alright I'm done calling now.

*Dictionary floats away*
Blook: "Wtf was that"

Inko: No idea

Blook: "Ok let's move on"

Me: Alright

Capt. 3: "Hold on."
*She grabs a crystal*
Capt. 3: "Use this Blook."

Me: What's the crystal for?

*Blook tests out Gem Beam on the dummy*

Me: Whoa!

Blook: "Like it?"

Me: Do that again

Blook: "Can't, my Crystal Points are all drained."

Me: Crystal points?

Blook: "It's what lets me use Gem Beam."

Me: Does it recharge?

*Paleo used Smack Down! It's super effective!*

Me: How do you like that. Bloky boi!

*Poorly Drawn Flower appears!*

Me: Wow. That's poorly drawn

PDF: "i am badly drawn flower"

Me: I know that. And your gonna be poorly ded.
*Slaps Poorly Drawn Flower*

PDF: "what did i do wrong, i dont want to hurt anyone"

Me: Aren't you an enemy?

PDF: "no, just another NPC"

Me: Oh whoops

Flopper: *angry miau at Trollface as the Mecha Bingus flies down*

Me: Oooh he hissin alright, he want to kill something. Like that Shitface with his bongus army.
*Laughs a little*
Me: Bongus, that's funny.

*Mecha Bingus lands*
MB: "Let's kick it up a notch!"

Me: Oh shut up. You know you're gonna lose again.

*He pulls out his newest weapon: The Bomber Cannon! It's a cannon that comes out of the top of the mech and shoots bombs at you while he fires off other projectiles!*

Me: This better be catch-able!
*Uses his catch the bomb*

*The bomb just explodes in your*

*Then my face is covered in black ash with a disappointed look*

Blook: "Send the bombs back at him!"

Me: What do I need a baseball?

Blook: "ALRITE WHAT DID TROLLFACE DO THIS TIME"
Some random Octoling: "WHA-"

ME: Huh wha- Oh no, did Trollface got out of the baby jail again.

Blook: "He got out of the timeout room, not the gay baby jail. Remember we put all the bad guys in the timeout room?"

Me: Hey some say humans don't have a good memory alright. Anyways how did he got out, did he find a cheat code, go into the sewer, dig out, disguise, or what is it tell me now!

Blook: "He used a cheat code."

Me: I.. feel like,,,, I wanna murder him.
Inko: Dude you good?

Frostbite Skye: "Let's get him."

Inko: Ok then.
Me: He needs to die.... for real this time.
Inko: Umm... I don't think he can di-
Me, in a demonic voice: DON'T JINX IT!
Inko: ..............ok.
Inko's mind: Sheesh, I never seen him being so mad about Trollface.

The random Octoling: "If it means you're stopping this for good, then go do it."

Inko: I believe that what he's about to do. Anyways what's your name?

The Octoling: "I'm Skye. Agent 7 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon-"
Skye: "I swear to Raptor Jesus if she's also 20 I will literally SCRE-"
Blook: "Don't."

Inko: An Octoling Skye?

Blook: "Blok"

Inko: I swear there's a lot of variants of you guys. Anyways let's find that troll.

Blook: "Blokus"

Inko: Dude. Stop messing around.

*He sotps messing around after this message*
Blook: "Everybody wanna put the dog in a household!"

Inko: What's a dog.
Me: Well tell you about that later ig.

Wikipedia: "The dog (Canis familiaris[4][5] or Canis lupus familiaris[5]) is a domesticated descendant of the wolf. Also called the domestic dog, it is derived from extinct Pleistocene wolves,[6][7] and the modern wolf is the dog's nearest living relative.[8] Dogs were the first species to be domesticated[9][8] by hunter-gatherers over 15,000 years ago[7] before the development of agriculture.[1] Due to their long association with humans, dogs have expanded to a large number of domestic individuals[10] and gained the ability to thrive on a starch-rich diet that would be inadequate for other canids.[11]"

Me: Didn't I said later?
Inko: Forget about that Paleo.

Blook: "Sadly yes"

Me:

*If there was a wiki for the mp3 stream rps it would definitely say trollface has a pregnancy fetish lmao*
Trollface: "Not funny.'
Blook: "Buhbye, we're going to Trollface Castle!"

Me, on an earrape voice to Trollface: YOU ARE FATHERLESS!

Trollface: "NO U-"
Blook: "Sadly, I have the more powerful No U Card."

Me: So yeah. Your fatherless Trollface.

*Blook sends Trollface a speechbubble*

Me: What are you gonna do about it Trollface, cry?

*He teleports away to Trollface Castle*

Me: I bet he's crying for mommy.

Blook: "Just hit them"!

Me: Fine

Blook: "Alrite!"

*Inko starts shooting ink at the mecha bingus*

*He seems ink resistant. Why not try inking his bombs?*

Inko: I don't need any hints. I'm not dumb.
*He keeps shooting like crazy*

*Then he runs out of ink, but the Bingus shoots a bomb!*

*Inko changes into a squid and goes in the ink and refills*
Me: I forgot he can do that.
*I hit the bomb away*

Blook: "Gah!"
*He hits another bomb*

Me: It should hit him.

*The next area is the Forbidden Forest/

Inko: Alright guys, stick together it's easy to get lost in here.

Blook: "Yeah. Especially during fog."

Me: Alright

Blook: "Great. Fog's rolling in already."

Inko: Oh carp

Blook: "We gotta stick together. Make sure to use the up button to send a "This way!" callout to us."

Me: We sure do hope we don't run into any predators.
Inko: Don't get your hopes up, you'll jinx it.

Blook: "Why do you always go 'I don't want to run into predators' when there's no predators in this forest. It's full of nothing but herbivores, as far as I know.."

Me: Well you don't know what kinds of dangers you don't know might jump out of nowhere.
Inko: Come on Paleo, Blook says it's just a forest filled with herbivores. I mean what kind of predator would live here?

*We go outside to see Trollface? He seems to be planning something...*

Me, speaking quietly: Should we spy on him.
Inko, also speaking quietly: What? No, he'll notice where here right away. We need a distraction to see what he's planning.
*Then Inko and Me stared at Blook*

Blook: "Qhar?"

*Whispers to Blook's ear to ask him if has anything to distract Trollface to see the plans*

*Dr.Blookie walks outside*

Me, speaking quietly: Dr. Blookie. Come over here. Quick.

Dr. Blookie: "He's waiting on the Mecha Bingus. He's also planning on summoning a few Bingusi for us to deal with while we wait."

Me: Why can't Bingus become normal cats other than being evil for once.
Inko: Idk but I don't think they're the kind of cats I know. Our cat if I remember has like... Grey and white fur maybe, and also has a little kitten with him.

*Blook summons Flopper*

Inko: No not the caracal, but I can't remember the name of that cat I know?

*qhar?*

Inko: You'll see what I mean.
Me: Ok so Trollface's castle should be right here?

*NO PALEO THATS JUST A DECOY CASTLE WE HAVE 4 LEVELS LEFT*

*Don't yell at him! What he meant (Without yelling at anybody) to say is, that's just a decoy castle. We only got like 4 levels left till we get there*
Me: Oivey.
*Yeah ik it's long, but hey as you guys are sticking together you should a-okay.*

*I DONT LIKE WHEN YOU TALK FOR ME BECAUSE I YELLED*
Blook: "And I didn't like it when you did that during the Admins games, Paleo."

*STFU! YOU JUST CAN'T YELL AT HIM OVER A PHUCKING DECOY! THAT'S SO IMMATURE! GROW UP!*
Me: NOW YOU LISTEN HERE YOU CAT FACE MASK! NO ONE LIKES TO BE YELLED AT, ESPECIALLY THROUGH THE MEGAPHONES! YOU JUST CAN'T YELL INTO THEM! THAT'S NOT POLITE!
Inko: *Sigh* We're never gonna make it through this pace.
*Then Inko gets a scent*
Inko: Hey guys, I think I got a scent.

*Blook chomps on your arm*
[narrator slaps jonny]

Me: OW! WHY YOU!
*I strangle Blook*
[Slaps narrator]
Inko: Fine don't listen to me guys. Im going myself then.
*Inko goes forward by himself*

*Blook only loses 1 hp from the strangulation and revokes your admin before following Inko*
WM and 4WB: "YOU TWO STOP THE SLAP FIGHT"

Me: ...
*...*

Dictionary: "YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS"
*He locks himself shut so he can't be opened*

*Stupid book*
Me: Oh well they say dictionaries are dumb anyway.

Dictionary: "I AM NOT DUMB, I IN FACT KNOW EVERY WORD THERE IS TO KNOW"

Me: Not listening to you dictionary.
Inko: Shhh. Can you not fight here. I'm on the phone.
*Then he goes back calling*
Inko: Yeah sorry about that those are my friends, they can get into arguments sometimes whenever they do something dumb.

*Dictionary opens up and steals your beanie hat*

Me: YOU STUPID BOOK! GIVE IT BACK!

*He defines "Paleo24's Red Beanie Hat" and gives it back*
Paleo24's Red Beanie Hat definition: A beanie hat worn by the stupid person called Paleo24. At least it smells good. Bet he at least puts it in the wash.

Me: Ok you better remove stupid, because I'm not really stupid!
Inko: GUYS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHAT'S GOING ON! I'M ON THE PHONE CALLING SOMEONE!

Dictionary: "Let me define you."
Paleo24 definition: The person who, despite his age, doesn't know the meanings of words the writer of this book does.

Me: GRRR IM GONNA RIP THAT BOOK FROM PAGE TO PAGE!
*Calm down! Dictionary, that's enough! Just erase the whole definition, because it's not how he is!*

Captain: "I hate Trollface as much as the next guy, but shouldn't we press on to his next challenge?"

Me: You mean me as the next guy? Yeah I do too.

Blook: "LET'S GO ALREADYYYYY"

*Inko splats Blook in the face*
Inko: Dude can you be patient already. We're about to go there and we're preparing something to stop him.
Me: Um guys what about the mecha bingus?

*It's... broken down.*

Inko: Don't worry about him, he's broken down.
Me: Ok but what do you mean preparing something?
Inko: Something to stop Trollface and I think I had an idea. Ill go to the corner real quick.
Me: Um ok?
*Inko goes to the corner and gets on the phone*

Blook: "Qhar?"

Inko's phone: Calling darkXwolf17.
Inko: Hey this darkXwolf17? Yeah I need your help ok.
*Then the camera pans to us while Inko is calling on the phone.*
Me: Who is he calling?

Blook: "No clue."

Me: Anyways what's the plan to stop Trollface once and for all?

PDF: "ok"

Me: What? Your not gonna argue me for slapping you?

PDF: "no"

Me: Wow, you're so lazy to hold a grudge

PDF: "no i just dont have the ability to"

Me: Ooook then.

*Inko, I've got a question*

Inko: Hm?

*When will the person you called appear, like only in Castle Trollface or earlier than that?*

Inko: Hmm? Let's just say... They'll arrive till we get there.