Anything but that bro... x_x

don't come in there is blood everywhere

Don’t come in I ate you

Oh my gosh... XD

what if they are willing to share?

Come in if you want chocolate ice cream

o-o

No I’m serious

Hang on let me just put it all back

O_O

Come in

Ok eats you*

You're finally here. Did you bring lube?

What does lube mean?

You don't wanna know...

Alright...

It's like a grease or oil so I don't have to do too much damage

the toilet is on fire and i shat myself

“Don’t come in I’m shitting” is whatchu say

Yep, but at the same time, it would feel weird answering someone in the first place when you're taking a crap...

'Come in!! :)'

Oh my goodness... XD

"As you can see, I have eaten most of the toilet paper and licked the bowl clean, so there isn't much with nutritional value left here"

Is that you daddy?

Whoa, buddy-

Do you want chocolate milk?