Ignore Illy's extra dripping eyes nflskf

*An odd figure, covered in crystals, slowly walks past.*

Illy: "So, you and Koamaru had a son...you're a robot, how'd that even work?"

Alexa: "Well, it's complicate-..." She stared at the figure. "Uh...hello?"

"?! Oh. Greetings. Sorry for interrupting whatever the HELL is going on here."

Illy: "I'm asking Alexa how she can have kids."

Alexa: "Shush."

"OH."

Illy: "She's a robot! How could she-"

Alexa shushed her. "Well, what's your name?"

"Topaz."

Illy: "So...why are you here?"

"Escape."

"From who?"

"The military."

Alexa: "Relatable."

"ExCUSE ME?!"

"I may or may not be infected with government-made artificially intelligent malware that occasionally makes me a sadistic sociopath."

"Oh....same, man! Except instead of malware, it's a tracking chip that I WANT TO BURN!!!" *Topaz suddenly seems much more aggressive, with the orange crystals on his body glowing bright orange.*

"The government wants to track me down so they can try to extract the malware, which will kill me. Koa obviously doesn't want that."

"I see." *A soldier then appears, calling several more to their location. This makes Topaz FURIOUS, causing the crystals to glow as bright as the sun.*

Alexa: "Oh, golly. Hopefully Koa can help.." She tried to call Koa.

*He appears.* "Greetings!"

"Baby!" She ran up and kissed him. "Can you...er...help?"

"Of course!" *He thinks Topaz is an enemy, and stabs him in the stomach.* "Problem solved!" *Topaz then finally snaps.*

"BABE, NOT HIM, THE GOVERNMENT-"

*Topaz then turns to Koa, grabs him by the arms, then throws him at the soldiers, allowing him to slice through half of them.*

She immediately grabbed Topaz's throat. "Don't. Touch. My husband."

*He stared down at Alexa, and caused his eyes to glow bright orange, and spoke with a voice that tells all not to f**k with him.* "YOU WANNA GO NEXT?! I'M ALREADY PISSED, AND I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN, BUT IF IT HAS TO, THEN IT F**KING WILL!"

She then delivered the most violent chokeslam in history.

"..." *Topaz then turned away from her, and charged up a crystal, finishing off the soldiers with a powerful bean of light before finally relaxing.*

She mustered herself off.

*They still look pissed, but seem to have relaxed just slightly.*

She went to Koa.

"Sorry, Topaz..."
*Topaz glares at him, but does nothing, seemingly...scared of her....*

She hugged him tightly, kissing his cheek.

"Hahaha, nevermi-"
*Before he can finish, Topaz teleports to him, doing nothing, but saying: "Do. Not. Finish. That."

"Hey, let my hubby speak."

"FINE."

"What did you want to say, dear?"

"Nothing now...he scares me. Not on purpose, but you know."

"Oh, wanna chill by the pool and make ou- I mean hold hands?"

"Sure."

She held his hand, sitting down on one of the pool chairs.

(I'm just doing another because why not)
*Gator walks by, casually sipping from a wine glass.*

Illy glanced at him. "Oh hey, aren't you with that wolf chick?"

"Eeeeeeeeeeehhh...no."

"You aren't?x

*Gator shakes his head.*

"But she's always around you."

"True. But I have a, uh...girlfriend now. I do still like Ariana, but this one..."

"Wow. That's gonna break Ari's heart. You should set her up with someone else."

"Already done, brotato chip."

"Really? Who?"

"Octavian."

"And who is he?"

"Imagine Otty. Remove the boner. Baboosh."

"So, an Otty that's not horny."

"Basically yep."

"Well, he did also stab me once, so..."

"That's good, Ari's gonna dom him.

"Excuse me?"

"Ari's a dommy mommy."

"A WHAT?!"

"She's gonna dom him."

"WHAT IS THIS DOMMY WORD YOU ARE SAYING AND WHY HAS SHE NOT DONE IT TO ME?! Yes, now I am interested."

"Too bad, you already got a girlfriend."

"That was a lie. I do have someone who has a crush on me. I wish I had a girlfriend, but no..."

"Basically, she's gonna be on top."

"I see. I thought it had something to do with facesi-"

"Yes, that as well."

"Oh! Uh...alright..."

"If you wanna see her, she's near here."

*He searches for her.*

She was walking to the pool, in a swimsuit. "Oh, hey, Gaty.'

"Yo." *He tells Ariana about what Illy or ALexa had told him.*

"Dommy mommy? I mean, you want me to Dom you?"

"If you want to..."

"So, what do you want me to do?"

"Well..."
*He tells her about the...face sitting thing...*

*a little bit shamefully*

She giggled, smirking. "So, is this you asking me out or something?"

"Possibly?"

She smirked. "We should do that somewhere private, ya think."

"Definitely."

"Where do you wanna do it?"

"I don't care where..."

"How about in the showers?"

(We might have to go to memechat cause facesitting gets a big raunchy, or we could skip it)

(THAT IS VERY TRUE)
"..."

(So is it a memechat or skip)

(Idunno.)

(I guess I'll wait