Ignore Illy's extra dripping eyes nflskf

"What in the nyehehell?"

"It's a material made from the papyrus plant made into a scroll."

"Oh."

"Yep.x

"Nyeh."

Illy: "So you're a great sheet of paper."

"NO!"

"Mhm."

"."

Illy suddenly burst laughing.

Illy and Alexa glanced at them.

"OH SHI-"

Illy: "Uh..."

"Ahem. Sorry. I should introduce myself...I am the Great Papyrus!"

Alexa: "Like the font, or the paper?"

"Excuse me? I am a skeleton, not paper!"

"Like, a papyrus scroll."

"I AM A SKELETON!"

"Do you not know what a papyrus scroll is?"

"I do, but-what is it?"

Illy and Alexa glanced at them.

YEETKING: *shoots water gun*

Finn: what the hell?

(SHUT IT I KNOW MY CHARACTER IS MADE FROM AI IM SORRY I CANT DRAW AAAAAA (Its also part of his lore))

*a very....warped looking skeleton slides into the scene, leaning on thin air because....He can...He coughs a bit, his skull seemingly...glitching? And his tuxedo warping into him then coming out. When the coughing stopped, so did the anomalies.*

"Eh. It gets a little annoying sometimes."

"I see..."

*it started to offer a cigar to Alexa, but he then saw her...lack of real face and just shrugged a bit.*

"No thanks. I don't smoke. And yes, I do have a mouth, my visor is made out of nanomachines. I can make a mouth appear at will."

"...what has America become... You know, in my first life, people either had mouths all the time or didn't exist at all."

(Also like...imma be getting off t
For the night...so like...wanna continue this in memechat tomorrow?)

"Wh...What's wrong with having a nanomachine mouth?'

"Why, nothing at all. I think it's cool, actually."

(Sorry for such a late reply. I had to sleppe)

"Huh. So...what's this about you finding me on the internet?'

"....I....Don't remember saying anything about that, but then again, 80% of my brain is cooked down to the core, so maybe I did."

*it laughed a bit.*

Alexa looked a little confused.

"Bah, people never get it.*

Alexa: "Oh, we know."

Illy: "I'm one of em."

*While he can make real face expressions, he was clearly...surprised?*

"Huh...you don't look much like one."

Illy: "Cause my dad is a deity lizard. I've secretly infiltrated every major government."

"Well, why haven't you attempted to fix the economy?"

"It's terrible...on purpose."

"Well...THAT was obvious."

*it laughed a bit at its...joke?*

"Because we tell people to donate to save stuff, but really all the money's going to me."

"Ah. So, you're the biggest shit bag in america?"

"Yep. And London. And Japan, China, Korea...you know."

*It giggles.*

"I ad.ire the fact that you seem to take pride in all this."

Illy looked over at him. "Uh...sup."

*the skeleton looked back and spoke with a very scratchy and deep voice.*

"Why hello there...do you- need something?"

"No, you just look kinda weird."

*He gives a sarcastic scoff.*

"Maybe it's you who looks kinds weird."

*it...wanted to smile...but couldn't. Nor because it's depressed, but because it has no tissue.*

"I mean, I'm a lizard demigoddess, of course I'm gonna be weird."

*it gives an exaggerated shrug.*

"Meh...that's...not so bad. You shoulda met my friend from elementary."

"Really?"

*it chuckles.*

"Oh yeah...Well then there's me. Which. Yeah, I look unusual."

Alexa: "You're a skeleton!"

*It looks at it's warped, skeletal hands.*

"Well...in a sense. I was made by that of a large company. Spoiler alert: Lizard government people are real."

Not*

(My reply to the next thing will be late due to me now being in public with family )

(Alr)

Illy: "Coooool."

"Now-...tell me, whoever you are. How did you, a...Lizard princess and an elon musk product meet?"

*it tilts its head.*

Illy smirked. "I sure do."

Alexa rolled the eyes on her visor.

"I see. -and who is this...thing? A pet of sorts?"

*The skeleton says, addressing Alexa.*

"I'm a protogen, and I'm a fully capable robot-organic life form hybrid."

"Oh...those...Good to know."

*He says in the most casual tone he's spoken in this entire time.*

"What?"

"I believe I've seen your kind before. On that internet thing...It makes no sense. "

"Why not?"

"All the buttons, all the advertisements, all the passwords, etc. It's too much info for my think skull."

*It says, clearly annoyed.*

"You do realize that my brain is connected to that."

"You must be in so much pain."

*it takes a cigar out of it's suit jacket pocket, then a match. Lighting the cigar and putting it in it's mouth. How is it even doing that with no lungs?*