What I would do, is take cut his fingers off with scissors and then his wrist of with a sharpened butter knife in front of his family. And then I will put him in a woodchipper
Yeah. The one in Afghanistan, he died a few days after he was stabbed, so I stayed at his side till the end. The other friend, the one that was murdered, I hadn't seen in a year. If you wanna joke about it with me, ask first please.