how to trigger a vegan

Deez nutz

Got em,

Yis

*cuts em off* you don't need kids

I don’t have nuts thi

Never did?

No

So you're a virgin. That's good

Bruh

No

*tho

okay my bad *embarrassed* I thought you were a male apparently i was wrong sorry madam

Idc if I get misgendered

Thank God someone who doesn't care about being misgendered I finally feel safe for once

same

I also don’t care what pronouns I’m given

good to know thanks madam

ok

Vegans after seeing this: 😀🔫

XDDD

yep

Lmao

DEEZ NUTS

got em

that will be $5,000,000 please

oh fvck! I guess I’ll just have to eat my own...

still no money no green salty nuts

dang, I might just steal some then

Lets get this to be on front page

YES

Lets gooooooo

That’s gay

jokes on you I'm not but your sister is

Slayy 🏳️‍🌈💅