There's no chance he actually did that-

why did you censor horny

I don’t want any chance to have one of my memes NSFW (unless it contains gross content)

“And don’t even start with my dog”

o____o

Ah yes my brunch was delicious

And that’s how to get pregnant because of that.

House:I’m having a baby!

Me:I’m going to eat it!!!

"Nom nom nom"

Yum!

F*ck a house and you're horny. F*ck a child and you're a pervert.

Eat a child and I get 5 years in prison.

I’ll eat you and the child then

F yourself and you die

Not really just stick it in your

Or give yourself head

Lol