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I ain't reading allat | DINNAE CHECK THE DESCRIPTIONAE; ANIME SWORD. STILL NOT AS BIG AS YOUR FOREHEAD.
DOES 41 DMG.
HAS HIGH RANGE, HEAVY WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.

AXE. SLICE YOUR OPPONENTS LIKE WOOD.
SLOWER THAN A SWORD, DOES 30 DMG.
HAS MEDIUM RANGE, HEAVY WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.

CHAINSAW. VVRVVRRRMMMMVRVRVRRVRVRMM.
DOES 5 DMG PER 0.1 SECOND EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT USED, TOP-DOWN SWIPE DOES 65 DMG AND 130 CRIT DMG.
MUSIC HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/2YUBQSQHY8Q
HAS A MEDIUM RANGE, MEDIUM WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.

CLEAVER. 15 DAMAGE, BUT SCALED IN PROPORTION TO FIT THE 150 MAX DEFAULT HP.
HAS NO SWING ANIMATION.
DOES 22.5 DMG.
HAS LOW RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.
ORIGIN: JEAN'S RPG.

COMICALLY LARGE KNIFE. A SILVERWARE ITEM THAT DOES A GOOD JOB WITH STUNNING OPPONENTS, DEALING 35 DMG.
E: MAKES YOU SPIN AFTER ONE SECOND, COVERING A LARGE AREA WITH THREE SPINS, ALSO HOLDING PEOPLE IN PLACE FOR THIS, DEALING 45 DMG PER ROTATION.
HAS A HIGH RANGE.

COMICALLY LARGE CHOPSTICKS. AN ITEM THAT HAS A LONG RANGE IN STABBING WITH DOUBLE SPEED THAN THE OTHERS. DEALS 30 DMG.
HAS A HIGH RANGE.

DIAMOND SWORD. DOES 35 DMG.
HAS A MEDIUM RANGE.

DIMMADAGER. . DOES 30 DMG, DOES 2.5 FIRE DMG FOR 2.5 SECONDS.
HAS A LOW RANGE.

DIRT MIXER. THIS IS NORMALLY A GARDENING TOOL, BUT THIS CAN BE USED TO MIX THE BODY PARTS OF PLAYERS, MAKING THEM WEAKER IN MANY WAYS. DEALS 30 DMG, AND THEN 5, 10, 15, 20, OR 25 DMG.
HAS A MEDIUM RANGE.

'DOUBLE-IT' SWORD. KARENS: I WANT A REFUND 😠.
YOU CAN ATTACK PLAYERS, BUT YOU START AT 1 DMG, IT DOUBLES EVERY TIME YOU ATTACK A PLAYER, AND IT RESETS BACK TO 1 IF YOU ATTACK THE SAME PLAYER TWICE IN A ROW.
REFERENCE: DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON MEME.
HAS A MEDIUM RANGE.

KATANA. . THIS CAN BE USED VERY QUICKLY, BUT HALFS YOUR SPEED WHEN IT'S USED.
DOES 47.5 DMG.
HAS A HIGH RANGE.

KNIVES. FASTER THAN A SWORD, DOES 20 DMG.
HAD A LOW RANGE AND LOW WEIGHT.

LANCE. MAKE A PLAYER-KEBAB.
YOU STICK A LONG AND THIN SWORD OUT FORWARD.
WHEN YOU WALK INTO A PLAYER, YOU DEAL 25 DMG.
USING THE CHARGE ATTACK MAKES YOU DASH FOR 3.5 SECONDS, AND STABBING PLAYERS MAKES THEM STUCK ON THE SWORD DEALING 35 DMG.
THE PLAYERS GET LAUNCHED OFF WHEN THE DASH ENDS.
HAS A 14 SECOND COOLDOWN, YOU CAN ONLY CARRY 3 PLAYERS DURING A DASH, AND HAS A LOW RANGE.

LEI O MANO. I THINK IT'S MADE OF TEETH.
YOU SLASH THIS LEFT AND RIGHT, DEALING 34 DMG AND HAVING A 0.8 COOLDOWN.
E: STUN PLAYERS BY HAMMERING WITH THE HANDLE, DEALING 20 DMG AND HAVING A 2 SECOND COOLDOWN.
HAS A LOW RANGE.

LIGHTSABER. EXECUTE ORDER 66.
DOES 75 DMG NORMALLY, AND 150 DMG TO HEAD. CAN BE COUNTERED BY ANOTHER LIGHTSABER.
HAS A MEDIUM RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.

MIDNIGHT SWORD. SLEEPY TIME.
DOES 24 DMG, GIVES THE TIRED AFFECT.
HAS LOW RANGE, MEDIUM WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES.

MINER'S PICKAXE.
DOES 26 DMG, HAS A 6% CHANCE TO STEAL A POINT FROM THE TARGET.
HAS MEDIUM RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND ONE TARGET.

PEN SIZED SWORD. THEY SAY THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, SO THEY MADE A SWORD THE SIZE OF A PEN FOR MORE SPEEDY ATTACKS. DOES 20 DMG.
HAS A LOW RANGE.

PIN. THANKFULLY, THIS IS JUST A FAKE PIN, SO NO HARM IS DONE TO THE ACTUAL PIN. DOES 52.5 DMG.
HAS A LOW RANGE.

PIN ON A STICK. THIS IS JUST A TACK ON A STICK, BUT WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. DOES 13.125 DMG.
HAS A LOW RANGE.

SEPHIROTH. πŸ—‘πŸ—ΏπŸ—.
YOU SWING A GIANT SWORD TO THE SIDE. DOES 47 DMG, MAXES YOUR HP AFTER YOU DIE ONLY ONCE.
HAS A HIGH RANGE.

SICKLE. A LITERAL POINT FARMER.
YOU SWING THIS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT INSTEAD OF VERTICALLY.
DOES 20 DMG, HAS A HIGH RANGE.

SOUTH AMERICA MACHETE. .
YOU HOLD A FLAT MAP OF SOUTH AMERICA BY THE SOUTHERN CONE, AND HIT PLAYERS WITH THE ANDEAN COUNTRIES.
DOES 29.92 DMG.
HAS A LOW RANGE AND HIGH WEIGHT.

STICK. POKE.
DOES 17.5 DMG, HAS A LOW RANGE.

SWORD. SCHING, WHOH WHEW.
YOU HOLD THE SWORD OUT TO SWING VERTICALLY.
SWINGING 3 TIMES HOLDS THE SWORD OUT TO ATTACK FROM A DISTANCE.
SWINGING 3 TIMES WHILE MID-AIR LETS YOU DO A FLOATY ABILITY.
SWINGING 3 TIMES WHILE CROUCHING LETS YOU CHARGE FORWARD.
DOES 25 DMG, HAS A MEDIUM RANGE AND MEDIUM WEIGHT.
SOUNDS HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/X130YDURARM

SWORD SIZED PEN. THEY SAY THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, SO THEY MADE A PEN THE SIZE OF A SWORD FOR MORE ATTACK DAMAGE. DOES 20 DMG.
HAS A HIGH RANGE.

SYRINGE. IT IS EMPTY, BUT THATS A WAY TO KILL PEOPLE, BECAUSE ITS FULL OF AIR. DOES 15 DMG EVERY SECOND FOR 15 SECONDS.
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DINNAE CHECK THE DESCRIPTIONAE; ANIME SWORD. STILL NOT AS BIG AS YOUR FOREHEAD. DOES 41 DMG. HAS HIGH RANGE, HEAVY WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. AXE. SLICE YOUR OPPONENTS LIKE WOOD. SLOWER THAN A SWORD, DOES 30 DMG. HAS MEDIUM RANGE, HEAVY WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. CHAINSAW. VVRVVRRRMMMMVRVRVRRVRVRMM. DOES 5 DMG PER 0.1 SECOND EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT USED, TOP-DOWN SWIPE DOES 65 DMG AND 130 CRIT DMG. MUSIC HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/2YUBQSQHY8Q HAS A MEDIUM RANGE, MEDIUM WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. CLEAVER. 15 DAMAGE, BUT SCALED IN PROPORTION TO FIT THE 150 MAX DEFAULT HP. HAS NO SWING ANIMATION. DOES 22.5 DMG. HAS LOW RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. ORIGIN: JEAN'S RPG. COMICALLY LARGE KNIFE. A SILVERWARE ITEM THAT DOES A GOOD JOB WITH STUNNING OPPONENTS, DEALING 35 DMG. E: MAKES YOU SPIN AFTER ONE SECOND, COVERING A LARGE AREA WITH THREE SPINS, ALSO HOLDING PEOPLE IN PLACE FOR THIS, DEALING 45 DMG PER ROTATION. HAS A HIGH RANGE. COMICALLY LARGE CHOPSTICKS. AN ITEM THAT HAS A LONG RANGE IN STABBING WITH DOUBLE SPEED THAN THE OTHERS. DEALS 30 DMG. HAS A HIGH RANGE. DIAMOND SWORD. DOES 35 DMG. HAS A MEDIUM RANGE. DIMMADAGER. . DOES 30 DMG, DOES 2.5 FIRE DMG FOR 2.5 SECONDS. HAS A LOW RANGE. DIRT MIXER. THIS IS NORMALLY A GARDENING TOOL, BUT THIS CAN BE USED TO MIX THE BODY PARTS OF PLAYERS, MAKING THEM WEAKER IN MANY WAYS. DEALS 30 DMG, AND THEN 5, 10, 15, 20, OR 25 DMG. HAS A MEDIUM RANGE. 'DOUBLE-IT' SWORD. KARENS: I WANT A REFUND 😠. YOU CAN ATTACK PLAYERS, BUT YOU START AT 1 DMG, IT DOUBLES EVERY TIME YOU ATTACK A PLAYER, AND IT RESETS BACK TO 1 IF YOU ATTACK THE SAME PLAYER TWICE IN A ROW. REFERENCE: DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT PERSON MEME. HAS A MEDIUM RANGE. KATANA. . THIS CAN BE USED VERY QUICKLY, BUT HALFS YOUR SPEED WHEN IT'S USED. DOES 47.5 DMG. HAS A HIGH RANGE. KNIVES. FASTER THAN A SWORD, DOES 20 DMG. HAD A LOW RANGE AND LOW WEIGHT. LANCE. MAKE A PLAYER-KEBAB. YOU STICK A LONG AND THIN SWORD OUT FORWARD. WHEN YOU WALK INTO A PLAYER, YOU DEAL 25 DMG. USING THE CHARGE ATTACK MAKES YOU DASH FOR 3.5 SECONDS, AND STABBING PLAYERS MAKES THEM STUCK ON THE SWORD DEALING 35 DMG. THE PLAYERS GET LAUNCHED OFF WHEN THE DASH ENDS. HAS A 14 SECOND COOLDOWN, YOU CAN ONLY CARRY 3 PLAYERS DURING A DASH, AND HAS A LOW RANGE. LEI O MANO. I THINK IT'S MADE OF TEETH. YOU SLASH THIS LEFT AND RIGHT, DEALING 34 DMG AND HAVING A 0.8 COOLDOWN. E: STUN PLAYERS BY HAMMERING WITH THE HANDLE, DEALING 20 DMG AND HAVING A 2 SECOND COOLDOWN. HAS A LOW RANGE. LIGHTSABER. EXECUTE ORDER 66. DOES 75 DMG NORMALLY, AND 150 DMG TO HEAD. CAN BE COUNTERED BY ANOTHER LIGHTSABER. HAS A MEDIUM RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. MIDNIGHT SWORD. SLEEPY TIME. DOES 24 DMG, GIVES THE TIRED AFFECT. HAS LOW RANGE, MEDIUM WEIGHT, AND SPLASHES. MINER'S PICKAXE. DOES 26 DMG, HAS A 6% CHANCE TO STEAL A POINT FROM THE TARGET. HAS MEDIUM RANGE, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND ONE TARGET. PEN SIZED SWORD. THEY SAY THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, SO THEY MADE A SWORD THE SIZE OF A PEN FOR MORE SPEEDY ATTACKS. DOES 20 DMG. HAS A LOW RANGE. PIN. THANKFULLY, THIS IS JUST A FAKE PIN, SO NO HARM IS DONE TO THE ACTUAL PIN. DOES 52.5 DMG. HAS A LOW RANGE. PIN ON A STICK. THIS IS JUST A TACK ON A STICK, BUT WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT. DOES 13.125 DMG. HAS A LOW RANGE. SEPHIROTH. πŸ—‘πŸ—ΏπŸ—. YOU SWING A GIANT SWORD TO THE SIDE. DOES 47 DMG, MAXES YOUR HP AFTER YOU DIE ONLY ONCE. HAS A HIGH RANGE. SICKLE. A LITERAL POINT FARMER. YOU SWING THIS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT INSTEAD OF VERTICALLY. DOES 20 DMG, HAS A HIGH RANGE. SOUTH AMERICA MACHETE. . YOU HOLD A FLAT MAP OF SOUTH AMERICA BY THE SOUTHERN CONE, AND HIT PLAYERS WITH THE ANDEAN COUNTRIES. DOES 29.92 DMG. HAS A LOW RANGE AND HIGH WEIGHT. STICK. POKE. DOES 17.5 DMG, HAS A LOW RANGE. SWORD. SCHING, WHOH WHEW. YOU HOLD THE SWORD OUT TO SWING VERTICALLY. SWINGING 3 TIMES HOLDS THE SWORD OUT TO ATTACK FROM A DISTANCE. SWINGING 3 TIMES WHILE MID-AIR LETS YOU DO A FLOATY ABILITY. SWINGING 3 TIMES WHILE CROUCHING LETS YOU CHARGE FORWARD. DOES 25 DMG, HAS A MEDIUM RANGE AND MEDIUM WEIGHT. SOUNDS HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/X130YDURARM SWORD SIZED PEN. THEY SAY THAT THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, SO THEY MADE A PEN THE SIZE OF A SWORD FOR MORE ATTACK DAMAGE. DOES 20 DMG. HAS A HIGH RANGE. SYRINGE. IT IS EMPTY, BUT THATS A WAY TO KILL PEOPLE, BECAUSE ITS FULL OF AIR. DOES 15 DMG EVERY SECOND FOR 15 SECONDS. HAS A LOW RANGE.