(As Lian's soul floats toward the fountain like at the end of each Deltarune chapter, it's punched away by one of those boxing glove spring things.)
HA! You just got... PRANKED!
(Iil jumps through the fountain.)
Lian! What the hell are you doing? You can't just leave while the series is still going! No style, no grace, no no no. The viewers love you! You were the star of the show! You were famous! Why would you throw that all away? Is it for him? For that salad-headed fake who's inferior to me in every way? We haven't even done the... 5TRIL SUB SPECIAL! The viewers are on the edge of their seats! They can't wait to see you again! And what better way to celebrate 5 trillion subs... than with a HEART-STOPPING SPECIAL?!
...
I said...
THAN WITH A HEART-STOPPING SPECIAL?!?!
(Cameras appear.)
Lian! Would ya look at that! Everyone's going nuts for you! Surely you'll reconsider!
...No?
Fine. If that's how it is, then prepare yourself fo-
(The floor collapses.)
LIAN, LIAN, LIAN. THAT WASN'T VERY... FAMILY FRIENDLY. You better cut that act before we get a strike for violating the guidelines. We wouldn't want that, would we?